Ghost of Ted Kennedy Seen Swerving Toward Chappaquiddick in Ghost of Lincoln Town Car Posted by Oppo on 13 July 2021, 1:00 pm “What In Hell Is He Thinking?” Asks Anonymous Official From Hell
I always pictured that, instead of the Grimm Reaper, Ted was greeted in the afterlife by Mary Jo Kopechne in an Oldsmobile. “We’ll be at the Pearly Gate in a just a minute,” she’d say. “It’s just a little drive across this bridge over Hell first.” 7 Reply to this comment
Well, he, uh, changed his mind about the handling. No way in hell he was going to drive one of those again. 3 Reply to this comment
The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
I always pictured that, instead of the Grimm Reaper, Ted was greeted in the afterlife by Mary Jo Kopechne in an Oldsmobile. “We’ll be at the Pearly Gate in a just a minute,” she’d say. “It’s just a little drive across this bridge over Hell first.”
I thought he was driving an Oldsmobile that fateful night?
1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88
If he drove a Beetle he’d have been President.
I doubt if any Kennedy’s ever owned or drove VW Bugs.
Fake, but accurate. 🙂
Well, he, uh, changed his mind about the handling. No way in hell he was going to drive one of those again.
Plus he couldn’t drive a stick shift.