Straight Line of the Day: The Last Thing You Want To Hear From a Liberal Friend Is… Posted by Oppo on 28 July 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is… 2
…so I’m working with Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity to build large wooden badgers for the recent immigrants to live in… in our neighborhood… 3 Reply to this comment
… I can’t be your friend anymore because you’re too conservative.” Oh, nevermind, that’s actually the FIRST thing you want to hear from your liberal friend. 2 Reply to this comment
“Good news, neighbor! We’re going to be foster parents for an at-risk, teenage boy who’s getting out of juvenile detention next week.” 3 Reply to this comment
Hey buddy, we bought the house next to you that was for sale and volunteered for the HOA 5 Reply to this comment
Of course you can, and while you’re visiting lets also talk about my religion…Jehovah Witness. 1 Reply to this comment
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is… Have you accepted Karl Marx as your Lord and Savior? 4 Reply to this comment
Got snitch? I’m off to the school board and some sweet CRT planning. To save water and get back to nature I’ve started letting my dog take me out for walks. 1 Reply to this comment
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is… Well, you know what I think? 2 Reply to this comment
“I am pregnant with twins!!! But we won’t chose their genders. They get to do that when they are old enough…” 2 Reply to this comment
Here’s your wallet back… It was just laying on the ground… Honest…
Joe Biden… Best… President… Evah!
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help you”
…so I’m working with Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity to build large wooden badgers for the recent immigrants to live in… in our neighborhood…
…It’s only money…
… “I didn’t understand why that fence was there, so I tore it down…”
… I can’t be your friend anymore because you’re too conservative.”
Oh, nevermind, that’s actually the FIRST thing you want to hear from your liberal friend.
…”Racist, fascist, homophobe!!!”
Actually that’s the first thing I expect to hear from a liberal.
Expectations don’t enter into it…
Can I come in?
Ah, so you agree with me then? Good.
“Good news! I’ll be teaching at your kids’ school this Fall.”
I heard from unnamed sources that you have evidence against Hillary.
“Good news, neighbor! We’re going to be foster parents for an at-risk, teenage boy who’s getting out of juvenile detention next week.”
Hey buddy, we bought the house next to you that was for sale and volunteered for the HOA
I heard your moving to ________ (insert sane place to live). Me too!
I’m coming to stay with you for 6 months!!
Can my wife and I come over to talk to you about our Amway business?
Of course you can, and while you’re visiting lets also talk about my religion…Jehovah Witness.
“I dropped that dime”
“I dropped that soap”
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is…
Good-bye.
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is…
Have you accepted Karl Marx as your Lord and Savior?
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is…
..I voted!
Extra helping
Got snitch?
I’m off to the school board and some sweet CRT planning.
To save water and get back to nature I’ve started letting my dog take me out for walks.
The last thing you want to hear from a liberal friend is…
Well, you know what I think?
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“I am pregnant with twins!!! But we won’t chose their genders. They get to do that when they are old enough…”