Scientists Calculate Pi to a New Record of 62.8 Trillion Figures
Daily Mail via MSN | 8/17/21 | Ryan MorrisonPi has been calculated to an astonishing 62.8 trillion figures by a team of Swiss scientists. . . .
The previous record was calculated to 50 trillion figures, and was set in 2020, said experts from Graubuenden University of Applied Sciences in Chur, Switzerland.
Sorry, but 15 is my limit on Graubuendens. The numbers seem pretty Chur, though.
Straight Line of the Day: Now that they’ve calculated Pi to 62.8 trillion places, they can…
Start fixing the systemic white supremacism rampant in Switzerland.
. . . send mail-in ballots to each calculated place
…run the number again as a checksum…
… get back to Bit-Coin data mining…
… recheck how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall…
… tackle calculating the Federal Deficit…
. . . hopefully teach college graduate millennials in fast food restaurants how to count change correctly.
Now that they’ve calculated Pi to 62.8 trillion places, they can…
Identify the remaining amount of genders the alphabet mafia claims exist.
…finally talk to a girl.
…never speak of it again.
Seating for pi for 50 trillion places was hard enough, but now 62.8 T places may be next to impossible.
… finally determine whether pi are squared, or round…
Work on calculating ice cream to the same precision.
Work on finding exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
That would be three.
…eat their cake.
…make me a tuna sammich, dammit!
…die happy and be buried in a pin box.
…hit a bar and unwind with a few 3.14 beers.
…thank H&R Block for their hard work.
…call home and listen to their dads telling them to get a haircut and get a real job.
Now that they’ve calculated Pi to 62.8 trillion places, they can…
…have their cake and eat it too. (Burt beat me to the cake idea)
Now that they’ve calculated Pi to 62.8 trillion places, they can…
…start over but this time use the metric system
Do something useful, like send pies to 62.8 trillion places
… start counting Biden gaffes.
That’s a lotta gaffes bucko.
…admit they had help from Dominion in the counting.
… calculate the amount of Global Warming that will result when every lithium ion battery bursts into an unquenchable inferno…
… start looking for that one typo their minimum-wage clerk made when they published it.
… calculate the difference in beauty between the current crop of Babesleaga contestants.
Now That They’ve Calculated Pi to 62.8 Trillion Places, They Can…
…Let us know when it gets calculated to a Zillion Zillion Places. Meanwhile, who cares?
Now That They’ve Calculated Pi to 62.8 Trillion Places, They Can… finally count all the holes in Blackburn Lancashire.