$20,000 Price Tag Of San Francisco Trash Can Prototypes Stuns Residents, City Leaders
KPIX | 7/22/2021 | Kenny ChoiSan Francisco’s Department of Public Works wants to replace 3,000 existing green trash cans with bigger and better-looking ones. The prototype being considered will cost taxpayers about $20,000 per can.
“It’s insane. Insane,” said Fred, a San Francisco resident.
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DPW says the price would be about $4,000 per can once it’s mass-produced.
An existing green trash can recently purchased by the Department of Public Works costs a little over $1,200.
Straight Line of the Day: San Francisco’s looking at $20,000 trash cans. Among the super duper features for that price …
… the homeless won’t want to stay anywhere near one of them…
…they cost a lot.
… they will go onto the real estate market at ten times their value, easing the housing shortage and making the city a profit for once…
… they come with a cozy seat over the opening, making “deposits” easier…
They empty themselves every 15 minutes. on the sidewalk. without a bag.
… residents can proudly point to them whenever anyone asks, “Where does all that government money go?”
A liberal and your money are soon parted.
Hunter Biden paintings fit conveniently into any of them.
Oscar the Grouch comes with fully functional AI capability
Can house an Afghani family of 4 comfortably.
Well then, you’re going to need a lot more than 3,000 new cans.
They can be disguised as a large wooden badger.
…a $3200 pentagon hammer won’t even put a dent in one.
Harvey Award!
Just for laughs, when you lift the lid to deposit trash, it says, “Butter.”
…a refrigeration unit to keep the trash more “fresh” for the homeless to pick through.
…anyone buying one will be paying a huge carbon footprint tax to fund other “needed” liberal projects.
Philo and Gunge are tech support.
The trash heap has spoken.
Attached side unit boasts Needle, Heroin or Narcan dispenser options
…It has a volume knob that goes all the way to 11.
…there’s a little green Christmas tree air freshener on a string attached on the inside of each one.
Are you sure they’re not purchasing $20,000 trans cans?
…maybe Trans Cams
Too bad they’re not Trans Ams
…they are featured weekly on HGTV’s “Tiny House, Big Living”
…an unceasing litany of Leftist rhetoric and diatribes issues forth from the hidden speaker. The more trash you deposit, the shriller it gets. G.I.G.O.
…Prerecorded Greta Thunberg screeches “How Dare You!” when you throw in trash.
The poop is included.
…a higher class of grouches will be moving in.
A seven year-old F150 to haul it to the dump.
San Francisco’s looking at $20,000 trash cans. Among the super duper features for that price …
…a free bowl of soup.
…so THAT’S how they solve the “affordable housing” issue.
It would have been cheaper to surround San Francisco with sheet metal.
…The wig and dress are faaabulous. And a passable Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
…asks pedestrians if they feel lucky, punk.
…handy cupholders for both mugger and victim.
San Francisco’s looking at $20,000 trash cans. Among the super duper features for that price …
..Thieves can get $200 for one on the black market – oops, the green market.