Straight Line of the Day: More “Pack-Up” Lines (Pick-Up Lines That Don’t Work): … Posted by Oppo on 30 October 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … 1
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … want to come back to my place and bouncy-bouncy? 2 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … my sores are cleared up. 1 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … you remind me of Paul, my pet tarantula. Reply to this comment
“Hey, bebbe, you’re not as fine as that weather girl on TV, but I’m predicting twelve inches.” 1 Reply to this comment
“Hey, babes, how are you at Dungeons and Dragons, Lord of the Rings lore, and multi-player gaming?” 1 Reply to this comment
“Darlin’, it’s between you, Lewinsky, and Harris. Show me what you’ve got.” {Wipes drink off face} 2 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … I’ve often wondered what it would be like to do it with a wookiee. 1 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … I’m into fantasy role-playing. Now that I’ve met you, I think I finally have a use for that Captain Ahab costume. 1 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … I’d really like to do to you what Biden is doing to the country. 4 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … Hello. My name is Gilbert Gottfried. 2 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … How would you like to violate all the COVID protocols? 3 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … These mask mandates must have really improved your social life. 1 Reply to this comment
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): … Of course the prosecutor is going to say I was let off on a technicality, but it’s still an acquital. 2 Reply to this comment
“Heh! They advertise this as Ladies’ Night, but in your case I’ll make an exception.” 2 Reply to this comment
I’d like to dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you came home. 2 Reply to this comment
…don’t worry about getting pregnant. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. -Ted Kennedy 4 Reply to this comment
Baby, you got a back-side like a large wooden badger. Hey, you! You look drunk and desperate and I’ve got a van down by the river. Do you also sense this strong female, male preying mantis vibe? Ya ever ‘possum hunt with a chainsaw? 3 Reply to this comment
Well, it’s a cross-cut saw for ‘coons so, eh. See also: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI&list=PL3FBD0332243903C7&index=4 Reply to this comment
“Hey baby. I was born on May 19th could you tell me what my sign is”?
“Hey baby, would you like to double-check my “cold” piece?”
“You have to let go of Brandon!”
Many women think cold sores are hot.
Wanna go hunt rabbits?
F-150 or C-10?
Wanna see the inspiration for Blue Origin?
I’m not really this tall, I’m standing on my wallet.
“Blah blah blah blah money blah blah blah blah I’ll buy.”
It’s not the size of the baton but the skill of the conductor.
Wanna come home with me? My mom will be asleep by now.
I got hairy legs…
Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Mind if I crash at your place tonight?
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
want to come back to my place and bouncy-bouncy?
Hate me later…..
https://youtu.be/xXMrDu7374Y
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
my sores are cleared up.
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
you remind me of Paul, my pet tarantula.
“Hey, bebbee, you want to hear my repertoire of Monty Python quotes?”
60% of the time, it works every time.
“Hey, bebbe, you’re not as fine as that weather girl on TV, but I’m predicting twelve inches.”
Or maybe rain.
“Hey, babes, how are you at Dungeons and Dragons, Lord of the Rings lore, and multi-player gaming?”
“Ummm…your hair smells just like a 12-year-old’s”
– Joe Biden –
“Darlin’, it’s between you, Lewinsky, and Harris. Show me what you’ve got.”
{Wipes drink off face}
“Damn, girl! From behind you looked awright!”
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
I’ve often wondered what it would be like to do it with a wookiee.
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
I’m into fantasy role-playing. Now that I’ve met you, I think I finally have a use for that Captain Ahab costume.
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
I’d really like to do to you what Biden is doing to the country.
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
Hello. My name is Gilbert Gottfried.
“OMG, I am like the number one Pee Wee Herman fan!!!11!!!!”
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
How would you like to violate all the COVID protocols?
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
These mask mandates must have really improved your social life.
More “Pack-Up” Lines (pick-up lines that don’t work): …
Of course the prosecutor is going to say I was let off on a technicality, but it’s still an acquital.
“Heh! They advertise this as Ladies’ Night, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”
Let’s drink cocoa and talk about healthcare. I brought my jammies
Ever heard Klingon poetry? I can recite some if you wish.
Hi! My name’s Oppo
I’d like to dance with you until the cows come home.
On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you came home.
Hi, I’m a United States Senator. Wanna go back to my place and Pack Wood?
…don’t worry about getting pregnant. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
-Ted Kennedy
My syphilis test came back negative. Wanna help me celebrate?
Baby, you got a back-side like a large wooden badger.
Hey, you! You look drunk and desperate and I’ve got a van down by the river.
Do you also sense this strong female, male preying mantis vibe?
Ya ever ‘possum hunt with a chainsaw?
Well, it’s a cross-cut saw for ‘coons so, eh. See also:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI&list=PL3FBD0332243903C7&index=4