…because Joey keeps going around singing the same Beatles song ‘Vaxman’ everyday annoying everyone especially Dr. Jill. – “Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman
Yeah, I’m the Vaxman
Should five boosters appear too small
Be thankful I don’t take it all
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman
Yeah,.. I’m the Vaxman
Because the non-lame doctrinaire Taliban now have the most sophisticated weapons on Earth, thanks to no one but Joe “Ignore Advice” Biden. And a couple of thousand hostages.
… that’s what Xi said.
…. Brandon is more important.
.
…because Joey keeps going around singing the same Beatles song ‘Vaxman’ everyday annoying everyone especially Dr. Jill. – “Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman
Yeah, I’m the Vaxman
Should five boosters appear too small
Be thankful I don’t take it all
‘Cause I’m the Vaxman
Yeah,.. I’m the Vaxman
“Save ten percent for the Big Guy
Be thankful I don’t go full Xi…”
… every time someone says “Peking”, he ducks…
… he increasingly appears to be under the influence of one-too-many mallard fizzes…
… when he calls anyone on Capitol Hill, he gets put on hold, then disconnected…
… Jen Psaki is beginning to smirk whenever a reporter’s question starts with “The President said…”
…Biden was everything he was quacked up to be.
Biden responds when you call him Daffy.
He’s completely dethpicable.
Brandon is still President.
A well known crackhead influence peddler just legally changed his name to Hunter Harris.
Jill keeps posting his Executive Orders up on the refrigerator with a magnet, and telling him she’ll treasure them forever.
His fake appearances in his fake White House set are beginning to look fake even to the fake news media.
The Supreme Court and Biden got into an endless back-and-forth:
“Lame Duck Session!”
“Lame Roberts Session!”
… declared a protected animal by Ducks Unlimited.
Well, he ducks questions…
…the Beast was parked in a handicapped parking space.
Biden continues to grope for a way out of this morass . . .
… if you discount the words “for a way out of this.”
He’s now living at 16.00 Pennsylvania Avenue. (In the basement.)
Dementia
Diminished
Depends on
When he’s finished.
Fugue
Joe Biden and
This adventure
Poseidon.
The cunning, the country, and the [vice president]
Aren’t the only ones on their knees:
Don’t forget about the misses
Or “Doctor,” if you please.
The Vitamultin no longer has the desired effect
…Mitch McConnell showing some backbone.
…the new ornithological veterinarian on the White House staff.
For Joe it would have to be ornerythology.
Caw-mon, man!
Kamala put a wooden duck decoy in his chair with an autopen. The WH staff marveled at the intelligence upgrade.
Lemme guess: she hid under the desk?
Kamala has been secretly interviewing interior decorators that have agreed
to a “take it out in trade” arrangement
Shouldn’t it be a “differently abled water fowl”?
Because the non-lame doctrinaire Taliban now have the most sophisticated weapons on Earth, thanks to no one but Joe “Ignore Advice” Biden. And a couple of thousand hostages.
Shouldn’t duck be spelled with and “f”
………..when the chief idiot can’t even get up the stairs. Not once, not twice but three times. Even ducks can navigate stairs.
Joe plans to waddle to the Texas border with Mexico to smell the children…” It smells…that children smell…it smells like…Victory”…
His dog broke its leg chasing him across the bathroom.
The prosecutor said “We were looking into thexth allegations but then her two front teeth grew in.”
The word he lost on in a spelling bee with Tom Cullen was moon.