How a 12-Year-Old From New Jersey Became the Youngest Chess Grandmaster Ever
Wall Street Journal | November 9, 2021 | Joshua Robinson, Andrew Beaton. . .
Mishra shook the chess community at age 12 because by then he had already been playing the game for a decade.
Straight Line of the Day: A 12-year-old is a chess grandmaster. At that age, …
Biden could only command 5% for “the little guy.”
…most have not yet decided on their gender.
… many cannot purchase a set because of the choking hazzard of the pawns
…Corn Pop had yet to graduate from safety razors…
He was a bad dude!
(Though not yet a cereal killer.)
Hillary Rodham had already suicided 3 classmates.
… most non-Democrats would be far too mature to suppress production of oil and gas by blocking pipelines and putting federal lands off limits, and then complain when the prices of oil and gas rise.
I don’t mean to brag, ok yes I do, but at that age I was the Block Champion at Rock’em Sock’em Robot and I have a participation trophy to prove it!
… I could’a had class. I could’a been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it…
Now, don’t sell yourself short….
Selling short is a viable option under current market conditions…
… Greta Thunberg had learned everything there is to know about atmospheric science.
How come white always moves first? Racist! White Privilege!
— Chessie Smollett
… I thought politicians never lie…
Every kid in America
With a trigger finger
Should know better
Than Baldwin and Binger.
… I wanted to be a member of The Rat Patrol…
… most have learned not to be in the vicinity of Joe Biden.
… Hunter made his first billion on the board of Burisma.
…Joe Biden was only sniffing his own armpit hair.
…Joe Biden was delivering newspapers for Benjamin Franklin.
…Shirley Q. Liquor only had three kids.
Obscury, because I had to look it up.
…the only pronouns I was concerned with were I and me
I had mastered using un pissant instead of en passant.
Bien-pensant.