Straight Line of the Day: MAGA Attackers Get Away Scot Free in Jussie Smollett Case! Their Next Caper: … Posted by Oppo on 10 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: MAGA attackers get away scot free in Jussie Smollett case! Their next caper: …
…will be changing their name to The Caped Capers and attacking all jars of pickled capers at Olive Garden. Reply to this comment
Maybe they could just intersperse a few more stage directions to the speeches, (e.g. wave to audience, point toward Kamala) to hear him read them out loud. 2 Reply to this comment
Setting out in the middle of a hurricane to accost Colin Kaepernick as he leaves a Waffle House. 2 Reply to this comment
Cut onions to make a drunken old lady cry and look foolish while she tries to give a Master Class on “resilience.” 5 Reply to this comment
MAGA Attackers Get Away Scot Free in Jussie Smollett Case! Their Next Caper: Going after the Vicious Chicken of Bristol. 1 Reply to this comment
Hack into his teleprompter adding “Let’s Go Brandon!” at the end of each paragraph. 2 Reply to this comment
Something involving New Year’s Eve and the Stay Puft marshmallow man. It’s white and it’s angry, so it must be a MAGA attacker. 2 Reply to this comment
… selling stupid Obama a beachfront mansion that will be underwater in an unspecified number of years. Muwaahaaahaa! Reply to this comment
… tricking BLM to burn down black-owned businesses every time there is a major news or sports or TikTok story they dislike or like. 2 Reply to this comment
… fooling feminists into allowing men into women’s sports teams, chat rooms, and changing rooms. Especially changing rooms. 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: MAGA attackers get away scot free in Jussie Smollett case! Their next caper: … …. organize a Babesleaga that does not include Maxine Waters. Reply to this comment
… Have trained snipers drop several students at Arizona State University whilst* Kyle Rittenhouse innocently tours the campus. *New Year’s resolution kept. Reply to this comment
MAGA Attackers Get Away Scot Free in Jussie Smollett Case! Their Next Caper Getting FrankJ to once again post at IMAO. 2 Reply to this comment
…burning CNNs Christmas tree.
…will be changing their name to The Caped Capers and attacking all jars of pickled capers at Olive Garden.
Speeding up Biden’s tele-prompter.
Maybe they could just intersperse a few more stage directions to the speeches, (e.g. wave to audience, point toward Kamala) to hear him read them out loud.
“Hop on one leg”.
They’ll circle back to the bathhouse in build back better hats
… crashing the FBI’S annual picnic on January 6th.
…give Alec Baldwin gun safety instruction before his next movie.
Oops, sorry, that was on their October agenda.
Too late, he already went of half-cocked.
Cheap shot
Setting out in the middle of a hurricane to accost Colin Kaepernick as he leaves a Waffle House.
Cut onions to make a drunken old lady cry and look foolish while she tries to give a Master Class on “resilience.”
…to dress as inquisitors, start speaking Spanish, and pay Pelosi a visit.
She won’t expect that.
MAGA Attackers Get Away Scot Free in Jussie Smollett Case! Their Next Caper: Going after the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
They’re toast.
Hack into his teleprompter adding “Let’s Go Brandon!” at the end of each paragraph.
Making AOC say something stupid.
Mission accomplished.
Daily.
Organize a masked white supremacist march through DC.
… “At Oh-Eight-Hundred. You got that, Plebe?”
“Sir! Yes Sir!”
… upending Camelot…
It’s only a model.
… a quest for the holy grail – bullet-proof majorities in Congress…
Something involving New Year’s Eve and the Stay Puft marshmallow man. It’s white and it’s angry, so it must be a MAGA attacker.
… selling stupid Obama a beachfront mansion that will be underwater in an unspecified number of years. Muwaahaaahaa!
… tricking BLM to burn down black-owned businesses every time there is a major news or sports or TikTok story they dislike or like.
… fooling feminists into allowing men into women’s sports teams, chat rooms, and changing rooms. Especially changing rooms.
Straight Line of the Day: MAGA attackers get away scot free in Jussie Smollett case! Their next caper: …
…. organize a Babesleaga that does not include Maxine Waters.
Err, was I planning too?
… Have trained snipers drop several students at Arizona State University whilst* Kyle Rittenhouse innocently tours the campus.
*New Year’s resolution kept.
MAGA Attackers Get Away Scot Free in Jussie Smollett Case! Their Next Caper
Getting FrankJ to once again post at IMAO.