Kamala: “Work for me and I will teach you everything Willie taught me plus you can sit on my lap without a mask..and I don’t even care what you identify as”.
… Wonderful opportunity for anyone who appreciates Fifty Shades of Gray. Lively discussions with commiserating staff when you-know-who isn’t within earshot. Use as a stepping stone to a more satisfying career. Cackle-proof earplugs provided…
…no self-esteem required.
…B.A. in B.S. minimum required.
…temporary positions only.
Kamala: “Work for me and I will teach you everything Willie taught me plus you can sit on my lap without a mask..and I don’t even care what you identify as”.
…beats being a janitor at Union Station.
…the job sucks, but so did the boss.
…must enjoy poo flinging
… Wonderful opportunity for anyone who appreciates Fifty Shades of Gray. Lively discussions with commiserating staff when you-know-who isn’t within earshot. Use as a stepping stone to a more satisfying career. Cackle-proof earplugs provided…
…lack of experience is a plus.
Earn $$$$ doing VP stuff! Work from home if you want to!
Equal Opportunity Imploder
… must be proficient in the use of safe words.
Entry-level position. If you know what we mean.
…and I think you do.
Must have Ghislaine-powered vehicle.
“Help Wanted” ad for anyone who wants to work for Kamala Harris:
White people need not apply.
“Help Wanted” ad for anyone who wants to work for Kamala Harris:
Are you an idiot? You’re hired.
Must be able to preserve the skanktitty of the office.
Sugar Daddies encouraged to apply. Also brothels and sistas.
Note: It’s pronounced “Camelot.” Won’t elaborate.
… anyone… anyone… Bueller?
… must be flexible …
Unlike presidency, must be able to pass a CORI check.
“Help Wanted” ad for anyone who wants to work for Kamala Harris…
…is posted by current staffers, blinking in Morse code.
…must be up for the challenge.