Chuck Schumer is like a late night commercial…
Loudly hawking crap that no one wants or needs but is still bought by enough idiots to keep him in business.
Chuck Schumer is like … Forest Whitaker in that movie Battlefield Earth. It seemed like a good idea when you looked at it on paper but the actual execution was lackluster and left you wondering why you thought it was going to be a good idea at all.
Chuck Schumer is like …d by no one…
I know – that’s no simile, but what’s true is true, regardless…
… your wicked uncle Ernie, always fiddling about…
…a big cow tongue in the face.
…totally useless.
…the 16th Schnitzengruben.
… old, weepy dynamite, buried deep in an abandoned well – always threatening to explode, but of little consequence if he does…
…my drunk guidance counselor from high school.
Chuck Schumer Is Like …
Herpes, if flare ups were caused by socialism and media cameras
Marvel’s newest super hero – Super Fluous
….Greta Thunberg reading Vogon poetry.
A dose of the clap.
A stream of bat’s piss.
Chuck Schumer Is, Like, a total schmuck, you know?
Chuck Schumer Is Like … a pimple. Useless, unsightly, not terribly awful of and by itself, but a sign of bigger problems below the surface.
…really needing another role in a “Child’s Play” remake.
Chuck Schumer Is Like …
…. a slimy leach firmly attached to a sweaty ass, always believing it is the smartest and most charming slimy leach on the entire ass.
(and I mean that in a most complimentary way, Senator)
Chuck Schumer is like a toilet at a construction site…ignored most of the time and full of…
Chuck Schumer is like a car wash vacuum…
He’s loud, inefficient, and sucks.
Chuck Schumer is like a late night commercial…
Loudly hawking crap that no one wants or needs but is still bought by enough idiots to keep him in business.
… totally hiding an unneeded “h,” “e,” and “r” in his last name.
…that mess your pet makes in the house in a hidden place. You have to find it to figure out what it’s ruining but it’s ruining something.
…Amy Schumer without the grace, looks, charm, and humor.
Isn’t that still Amy Schumer?
Point conceded.
Chuck Schumer is like that tornado that just struck Kentucky…
A complete and total disaster.
Chuck Schumer Is Like …Chuck Schumer does.
A Big Fat Skin Wart that you know you have and is a constant pain in the ass, but you don’t want to pay your skin Dr. $75.00 to remove it
Chuck Schumer Is Like …
… a cat turd that thinks it is a lion turd.
…a box of chocolates. -One where the only pieces left are the ones somebody already took a bite of, didn’t like, and left the uneaten portion.
Chuck Schumer is like … Forest Whitaker in that movie Battlefield Earth. It seemed like a good idea when you looked at it on paper but the actual execution was lackluster and left you wondering why you thought it was going to be a good idea at all.
. . . well . . like someone giving this thread a “down-twinkles.”