Psaki: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Refreshment Room here at Bletchley. (applause) My name is Jen Psaki and I’m your compère for tonight.
You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to welcome here at the Refreshment Room, some of the truly great international artists of our time. (applause)
And tonight we have one such artist. (grovelling)
Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I’ve always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. (applause)
A man — well, more than a man, a god (applause) — a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. (by now on her knees)
Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with him.
Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!
[Voice Off-Camera]: He can’t come!
Psaki: Never mind, he’s not all he’s cracked up to be.
Less degrading career as a CNN anchor? Journalism Professor? Women’s studies department chair? Her opportunities are endless. Just about anything is less degrading. She could even research and help star in Disgusting Jobs (but Mike Rowe probably wouldn’t hire her. She has the experience but not the talent)
…Tour guide at the Museum of Democratic Party Accomplishments…normally takes one point five minutes but her baffle gab will stretch it to an hour so paying customers wont complain about the entry ” donations”…
…a Ticket Checker at the D.C. Walmart.
A tiny-brained wiper of other people’s bottoms. Oh, I’m sorry, I misread the question. You’re talking about her next career?
An assistant Meth-whore.
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
a blow providing hooker.
Port-A-Potty attendant
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
washroom attendant in a Gay bar.
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
sex slave on Epstein’s {Who did not kill himself} island.
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
…. a floor swabby in a slaughterhouse – second shift.
…. apologist for the Cuomos…
… “cleaner” for the Clintons…
…pole washer at the strip club (her experience as a poll watcher will not be wasted)
…a stunt person in the Child’s Play movie series.
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
Telemarketer for extended car warranties
. . . 3rd Assistant Moron at the next DNC Idiots Convention
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as…
Fraudci’s science advisor
… the “power behind the throne” — just before Biden tells the press “My butt’s been wiped!”
P.R. person for Harry Fink:
Another Monty Python rip-off.
These are indeed sad times we live in.
Less degrading career as a CNN anchor? Journalism Professor? Women’s studies department chair? Her opportunities are endless. Just about anything is less degrading. She could even research and help star in Disgusting Jobs (but Mike Rowe probably wouldn’t hire her. She has the experience but not the talent)
Might not be a feasible career choice for Jen, but I’d love to see Mike Rowe film an episode as Biden’ mouthpiece.
Prepping Jefrey Toobin for his on-screen apparances.
Nice that you didn’t come right out and just say “fluffer”.
…starting center for the Human Centipedes.
…a taxi dancer at the Greyhound bus station in Buffalo.
…Rikers Island soap dish.
…Michelle Obama depilatory applicator.
…leg hump aversion therapist, trainer.
…Tour guide at the Museum of Democratic Party Accomplishments…normally takes one point five minutes but her baffle gab will stretch it to an hour so paying customers wont complain about the entry ” donations”…
a CNN anchor !!
Souless ginger South Park Character.
Jen Psaki is looking forward to a less degrading career as… the one who picks up what Crowley’s hounds put down.
Do they have fluffers at Furry conventions?