Brazen Thieves Steal Diaper Bag From Mom, Baby Outside Gated LA Home
NY Post | 12/02/2021 | Emily Crane
Straight Line of the Day: Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
Brazen Thieves Steal Diaper Bag From Mom, Baby Outside Gated LA Home
NY Post | 12/02/2021 | Emily Crane
Straight Line of the Day: Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
…”we are Biden Supporters and this bag is for him!…merry Christmas Brandon!..l mean Joe”!
“He’s not the only one who can rob the cradle!”
…”We don’t give two sh*ts – we take ’em!”
Jokes on them, that was the bag with the nuclear codes.
… “We got your sh*t, bro! Catch us if you can…”
Free the Emu or sh*t’s gonna happen.
It did.
… “We needed supplies for our next Woke sensitivity session, sorry…”
…”feces occurs”
“it Stinks!”
-Burnin’ Rubber Tires’ singer
“All We Need Is Luvs”
“OK, we thought they were unused. We’re willing to arrange a drop…”
“Lindbergh Baby? Phew! More like Limburger Baby!”
“I need new henchmen. This latest smoosh ‘n’ grab was a low point.”
“My Number One is number 2.”
Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
“The baby is next unless you give us… one million dollars!”
Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
was in a bottle.
Wasn’t that message from the Police?
He was taunting them a second time.
Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
we’re idiots.
Legal experts say the culprits may be pampered.
… “It was a rash decision…”
“But what about our Constipootional right to the poosuit of happooness.”
Don’t doodoo nuffin, won’t be nuffin.
Some people think they are out of reach from the log arm of the law.
Hey, we thought it was Indian food, okay?!
…this white powder isn’t working.
Call Hunter.
Two brazen thieves made off with a diaper bag. Their mastermind’s message to police: …
Piss on you, we’re workin’ for Mel Brooks!