Vlad: Why are you putting on a mask? This is a video meeting.
Lying Fool: My puppet masters told me to. I’ll get in trouble.
Vlad: Time to start the meeting. Let’s Go Brandon!
“No, Joe. Not even close. Not one of those claw grab games. Why would I need 250,000 men to invade one of those things. Just let me know you’ll keep NATO out of it.”
Biden Is Supposed To Have a Video Meeting With Putin Tomorrow. A Snippet of the Conversation…
will include Biden crying the cowardly, humiliated tears, of a beaten man…
while Obama, Dr. Jill and Putin argue over who gets to take credit.
Biden-Putin summit opens with mic problems amid Russia-Ukraine tensions NY Post | December 7, 2021
“Mr. President, you have to unmute yourself.”
President Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a two-hour summit with waves hello — and some Biden virtual-meeting technical difficulties — before discussing concerns that Russia may invade Ukraine.
The Biden team closed the meeting’s start to US reporters, but Russian state media published video of an amicable introduction and the Kremlin released an image that showed Biden waving with a smile on his face.
Biden seemed to start the dialogue with his microphone muted as his lips moved without audio.
“I welcome you, Mr. President,” Putin said through a translator.
“There you go,” Biden said moments later as he pressed a button to unmute himself.
“Hello! Ha, ha ha, ha, ha. Good to see you again,” Biden was finally able to reply.
A snippet of the conversation: …
Biden: “My butt’s been wiped, how’s your day going?”
Putin: “Blyat” (shakes head)
Biden: “Vlad, I just want you to know that I’m more like Tonto than Kemosabe..Vlad?..you there”?…Vlad?
“Heya Put – ya old dog-faced steppe-riding pony soldier, what can I do for ya, pal…”
“You’ll let me know when the Iranians are ready to launch, won’tcha, Vlad?…”
“You wouldn’t have any jobs for my son Hunter, would ya? I could use the 10%…”
I am not a cat.
A great reference! lol
Vlad: Why are you putting on a mask? This is a video meeting.
Lying Fool: My puppet masters told me to. I’ll get in trouble.
Vlad: Time to start the meeting. Let’s Go Brandon!
This isn’t Matlock!!!
You related to that impaler fella? Now that was one bad dude.
“No, Joe. Not even close. Not one of those claw grab games. Why would I need 250,000 men to invade one of those things. Just let me know you’ll keep NATO out of it.”
Putin: Do you have your pants on, Joe?
Biden: Yes
Putin: Joe!
Biden: No
Biden gets up to go put on pants. He’s not even wearing underwear.
Joe, can you please mute BEFORE you f@rt?
“Dang I only see myself… how do I zoom out? Is my nose really that big…. Malarky… Wapner in 10 minutes gotta go…”
“Say Hi to Estragon for me…”
Too obscure? … I’ll wait.
I’ll grant it.
Hey there Putty McPutFace
(prounounced Pooty McPootFace)
Is it OK if I callya CornPopski
What ever happened to your Uncle Ras?
Biden: Don’t tell Dr. Jill, but I agree with you, Melania is way hotter.
Biden: Do you have any beet pudding?
Biden Is Supposed To Have a Video Meeting With Putin Tomorrow. A Snippet of the Conversation…
will include Biden crying the cowardly, humiliated tears, of a beaten man…
while Obama, Dr. Jill and Putin argue over who gets to take credit.
“I want you to remove your troops from the Ukraine border.”
“Nyet.”
“Well that’s it then, time to call a lid.”
Sorry Pooty…. I can’t let you have Moose and Squirrel.
Biden: “Oh. When I heard I was going to be talking live to the Gremlin, I thought it’d be Fauci.”
“No, we’ve put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of politics.”
How do you spell when you wiggle your finger between your lips and go bthbbbthlbbllb? Anyway, that’s Brandon.
Hey Vlad, is it okay if I use the name Josef Stolen?
Biden: “The Steal dossier? What’s that?”
Biden: “They told me after dinner I could have my Putin…”
Putin: I do not vant to insult you by assuming you actually believe what you just said.
Putin: How goes it you imperialist Yankee dog?
Biden: We came. We bonkered. We left.
Putin: Yes we are.