Straight Line of the Day: To Celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, The Biden Administration Will Launch the Following Sneak Attack: … Posted by Oppo on 7 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: To celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, the Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: …
…the media will be encouraged to continue saturation bombing until Brandon is eliminated once and for all… Reply to this comment
On that pint of Rocky Road Jill thinks I didn’t notice her putting behind the frozen asparagus. 2 Reply to this comment
… free tuition for everyone who is completely vaccinated, masks up, and registers as a Democrat… 3 Reply to this comment
It’s a massive air drop campaign to insure that the poor souls detained at Howard Springs do not perish from lack of Vegemite. 3 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden: [sitting in a bubble bath] Where’s my froggy? Where’s my froggy! Kamala: I don’t know. I didn’t see him wanna come in. Joe Biden: Well, look, damn your eyes! Look for it. [Kamala plunges her hand in Biden’s bubble bath] Joe Biden: Kamala! Kamala: Sorry sir. 1 Reply to this comment
I was thinking that there would be a brief attack via the Hershey Highway, IYKWIMAITYD. Is it possible to defend such an attack? Depends. 1 Reply to this comment
The Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: … Taiwan, and give it to Xi for Christmas. (minus a 10% fee of course) 4 Reply to this comment
Biden yells at his staff for not getting a reservation at a Minnie Pearl restaurant. Reply to this comment
I’m sorry- “sneak attack” is a cultural appropriation, and Biden’s people just wouldn’t do that… 1 Reply to this comment
Changed out all the letterhead in the VP office from Kamala Harris to read “Occupant.” 4 Reply to this comment
To celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, the Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: … …A nasal assault on Pearl’s School of Cosmetology. 1 Reply to this comment
To celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, the Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: … but don’t worry, Milley’s got your back. 2 Reply to this comment
…on IMAO Headquarters. Be prepared to evacuate. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
…the media will be encouraged to continue saturation bombing until Brandon is eliminated once and for all…
On that pint of Rocky Road Jill thinks I didn’t notice her putting behind the frozen asparagus.
… free tuition for everyone who is completely vaccinated, masks up, and registers as a Democrat…
Change that to “monthly vaccinated” and you’d be closer.
It’s a massive air drop campaign to insure that the poor souls detained at Howard Springs do not perish from lack of Vegemite.
… a guarantee of employment… on the Vice President’s staff…
Biden will fart in the bathtub under his rubber ducky
Let’s hope it’s only a fart…
Baby shart, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Joe Biden: [sitting in a bubble bath] Where’s my froggy? Where’s my froggy!
Kamala: I don’t know. I didn’t see him wanna come in.
Joe Biden: Well, look, damn your eyes! Look for it.
[Kamala plunges her hand in Biden’s bubble bath]
Joe Biden: Kamala!
Kamala: Sorry sir.
I was thinking that there would be a brief attack via the Hershey Highway, IYKWIMAITYD. Is it possible to defend such an attack?
Depends.
The new Let’s Go Brandon store in Massachusetts
The Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: …
Taiwan, and give it to Xi for Christmas. (minus a 10% fee of course)
Biden yells at his staff for not getting a reservation at a Minnie Pearl restaurant.
I’m sorry- “sneak attack” is a cultural appropriation, and Biden’s people just wouldn’t do that…
Joe pulled a Dutch Oven on Jill this morning!
Changed out all the letterhead in the VP office from Kamala Harris to read “Occupant.”
Shouldn’t that be “Soul-Sucking Occupant?”
Soul?
That’s not what I heard from Willie.
Willie said, “Soles Up!”
To celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, the Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: …
…A nasal assault on Pearl’s School of Cosmetology.
To celebrate Pearl Harbor Day, the Biden Administration will launch the following sneak attack: …
but don’t worry, Milley’s got your back.
He’ll declare HARUMPH day on the fake Rock Ridge.
I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?! ~ Senator Bluto