On December 9, she will share her experiences, teaching a MasterClass course on “the power of resilience.”
— National Review | December 8, 2021 | David Harsanyi
Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s teaching a Master Class today! If you attend…
On December 9, she will share her experiences, teaching a MasterClass course on “the power of resilience.”
— National Review | December 8, 2021 | David Harsanyi
Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s teaching a Master Class today! If you attend…
… like Jeff Epstein,you too can hang with Hillary.
…you will get to see Hillary demonstrate how to wear pant suits and not look like Captain Kangaroo.
…you will learn to write a President Elect Speech that will call attention to you, even though never being valid.
… you will be awarded a large wooden Hillary.
… expect a lecture about how evil Trump is for complaining about the last election, interspersed with whining about how unfair her last election result was…
… bring that woman a throat lozenge, for everyone’s sake…
Bring her a Swiss suicide chamber, for everyone’s sake.
…you will learn why resilence should be met with a 2×4 to the forehead.
… be amazed as she unpacks the physics behind the famous “dead cat bounce”…
…you will be Billed.
… I would puke and have to disconnect in five minutes or less.
… I would instruct Brother Maynard to bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
…the best response to Hillary’s “Pop Goes the Weasel” is “Whack-a-Mole”
…if at first you don’t succeed, then maybe failure is your style.
…Hillary herself will read to you from her book, “My Pet Gloat”
If You Attend…
A “Get Out Of Suicide” card
You’ll wake up tomorrow morning.
You’ll discover it’s actually a fund raising scheme. It’s the old bait and switch because everyone knows Hilary is a Master Baiter!
I was quite content NOT picturing that
Oh the Huma inanity!
…you better watch out.
You will receive a complimentary spray bottle of 409 & a fresh dishrag so that you, too, can “wipe your hard drive clean”, if you know what I mean …
. . . try to refrain from saying the following:
“Great point! Give that woman a cigar!”
“Where’s Ghislaine? She was here a minute ago.”
“I can spend my money better than you can, thank you for offering.”
“Bill’s assassins are more efficient than yours.”
“Other than a course in whining, what are you qualified to teach?”
“Did you have a rough flight here on Broomstick One?”
“The course CD you gave me is dirty. Do you have a damp cloth to wipe it with?”
“Class field trip to Fort Marcy Park? Uh oh.”
“Do you have Suicide Hotline on speed dial?”
“Trump Won! Hahahahahahahahaha” (That will definitely answer the speed dial question)
“Why were you synonymous with ‘Foggy Bottom’?”
“The question is, why are you fifty pints up?”
If you attend…
It will be against my better judgement.
If you attend…
Do I get immunity from all future prosecutions?
No, but the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
That works.
Have a “Sad Trombone” sound effect cued up for when she takes coughing or sobbing breaks. Hilarity will ensue!
For extra points, help heave her into the side of her van for her ride home.
If you attend…
…you haven’t learned your lesson.
She should teach “the power of influence-peddling.” And maybe “the power of invading a non-enemy Middle Eastern country and murdering its leader, just to feel macho.”
Hillary’s Teaching a Master Class Today! If You Attend…
… Don’t No Ways Be Tarred.
… do NOT expect Jeffrey Toobin to show up.
… for God’s sake, do NOT Zoom in!
Hillary’s teaching a Master Class today! If you attend…
You will be the slave.
…maybe she can teach women how to maintain the appearance of dignity while in an abusive relationship with a scumbag husband, to expand your power and wealth.