Brandon: “Sure was nice of that El Paso car salesman to let me test drive that bad boy all electric 4-wheel drive”. “Then he told me that I work for him but I told him ..I don’t work for you pal”!
Kamala: Knock knock
Media: Who’s there?
Kamala: Cargo
Media: Cargo who?
Kamala: Cargo beep beep, gets stuck on border wall. Cackle cackle cackle. And the wheels on the car go round and round, just like a yellow school bus, and who doesn’t like a yellow school bus during the significance of the passage of time . . .
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Joe Biden’s new remote secure document storage installation…
“Which way is Albuquerque again?”
Border Sky Boxes are now available…
“This wall is going to be Yuge! A big beautiful wall. What the bloody HELL?”
Mexican SUV Farts in Our General Direction
That is a helluva nice SUV to leave impaled on a wall. These mules must have a lot of bucks.
Californians escaping to Mexico.
The open trunk is the middle finger to the U.S.
Ain’t no party like a border wall tailgate party.
Brandon: “Sure was nice of that El Paso car salesman to let me test drive that bad boy all electric 4-wheel drive”. “Then he told me that I work for him but I told him ..I don’t work for you pal”!
Texas got sick of paying for busses to NY, so they just back up to the border and hit the brakes real hard now.
Launching a new deportation initiative in three… two… one…
Come here illegally? Go home with a brand new SUV! Stolen fresh off the streets of LA.
*Limited time offer. Not valid with other Amnesty offers.
Trump developing his new immigrant removal plan before the 2024 election. This is just a trial run, next up, dump trucks.
When your Dad is from Mexico and your Mom is from Arizona and they can’t decide who gets the Jeep in the divorce.
“Dude, where’s my car”?
Kamala: Knock knock
Media: Who’s there?
Kamala: Cargo
Media: Cargo who?
Kamala: Cargo beep beep, gets stuck on border wall. Cackle cackle cackle. And the wheels on the car go round and round, just like a yellow school bus, and who doesn’t like a yellow school bus during the significance of the passage of time . . .
Media: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Outtake from The Grand Tour’s rejected “1917” audition tape.
Ladies and Gentlemen…we present..the” Impalea”
Today in the Daily Classified Doc Dump:
Biden’s Open Borders project begins shipping classified docs to fund illegal aliens!