I once shot a pheasant The experience was pleasant Until I had to pluck it So I said “I don’t know what they taste like so just #*@! it. Reply to this comment
Pheasant invasion? I thought you said peasant. Never mind, no need to grouse about it. 2 Reply to this comment
“Beautiful plumage…”
Impending Doom
I once shot a pheasant
The experience was pleasant
Until I had to pluck it
So I said “I don’t know what they taste like so just #*@! it.
Target acquired, terminate with extreme prejudice.
And they say “who needs an AR-15 to go hunting”.
“You all saw it, it charged me”!
So just go ahead and pay up so we can call it even.
Huh?
Oh.
Never mind.
Pheasant is pleasant… Emu, not so much.
Pheasant invasion? I thought you said peasant. Never mind, no need to grouse about it.
Wait . . . you down-twinkled this??
What you talkin’ ’bout Willis.
Not you. Some generic “you.”
Aaaugh! Now there are two of them!
Wouldn’t that be a them?
Either bird…Popeyes would make them incredible…