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Babesleaga Group S : Week 7 : Hedy Lamarr vs Rita Hayworth
Good night folks. Leaving you with the match to determine the group.
Hedy Lamarr vs Rita Hayworth
Hedy Lamarr (5-0-1 Pts. 510 Avg. 85.00)
- Defeated Doris Day 113-42
- Defeated Donna Reed 81-51
- Tied Lana Turner 56-56
- Defeated Vivian Leigh 68-53
- Defeated Myrna Loy 83-42
- Defeated Carole Lombard 109-29
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Rita Hayworth (6-0-0 Pts. 602 Avg. 100.33)
- Defeated Vivian Leigh 110-49
- Defeated Lana Turner 94-38
- Defeated Doris Day 97-30
- Defeated Donna Reed 102-27
- Defeated Carole Lombard 97-20
- Defeated Myrna Loy 102-30
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Babesleaga Group S : Week 7 : Myrna Loy vs Carole Lombard
Good evening.
Myrna Loy vs Carole Lombard
Myrna Loy (1-5-0 Pts. 285 Avg. 47.50)
- Lost to Lana Turner 64-93
- Lost to Vivian Leigh 37-69
- lost to Donna Teed 48-81
- Defeated Doris Day 64-58
- Lost to Hedy Lamarr 42-83
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 30-102
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Carole Lombard (0-6-0 Pts. 197 Avg. 32.93)
- Lost to Donna Reed 33-93
- Lost to Doris Day 57-74
- Lost to Vivian Leigh 31-91
- Lost to Lana Turner 27-90
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 20-97
- Lost to Hedy Lamarr 29-109
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North America Farts in General Direction of Europe
Babesleaga Group S : Week 7 : Vivian Leigh vs Donna Reed
Good afternoon.
Vivian Leigh vs Donna Reed
Vivian Leigh (4-2-0 Pts. 428 Avg. 71.33)
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 49-110
- Defeated Myrna Loy 69-37
- Defeated Carole Lombard 91-31
- Lost to Hedy Lamarr 53-68
- Defeated Doris Day 89-36
- Defeated Lana Turner 77-61
VS
Donna Reed (3-3-0 Pts. 384 Avg. 64.00)
- Defeated Carole Lombard 93-33
- Lost to Hedy Lamarr 51-81
- Defeated Myrna Loy 81-48
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 27-102
- Lost to Lana Turner 55-70
- Defeated Doris Day 77-40
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After Years of Research, IMAO Invents — This Thing
Straight Line of the Day: An Example of Separating the Wheat From the Chaff: …
Welcome to IMAO–I Don’t Suppose You Want To Buy a Flower Pot?
Pigeon Holes for Messages — Message Holes for Pigeons?
Son: “Cut ’em in half, and you’ll have high-end Mediterranean roof shingles. Sell the broken ones as antiques. There’s a million-dollar idea for ya, Pop!”
Dad [The Inventor of the Un-Patented Garden Hose]: “Nay. Flower-pots, son. That’s where the future be.”
Babesleaga Group S : Week 7 : Doris Day vs Lana Turner
Time to say good bye to these ladies. Congrats to all.
Doris Day vs Lana Turner
Doris Day (1-5-0 Pts. 280 Avg. 46.67)
- Lost to Hedy Lamarr 42-113
- Defeated Carole Lombard 74-57
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 30-97
- Lost to Myrna Loy 58-64
- Lost to Vivian Leigh 36-89
- Lost to Donna Reed 40-77
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Lana Turner (3-2-1 Pts. 408 Avg. 68.00)
- Defeated Myrna Loy 93-64
- Lost to Rita Hayworth 38-94
- Tied Hedy Lamarr 56-56
- Defeated Carole Lombard 90-27
- Defeated Donna Reed 70-55
- Lost to Vivian Leigh 61-77
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Babesleaga Group S : Week 6 : Results and Standings
Last week coming up and the question is, can Lamarr catch Hayworth? Get out there and vote.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rita Hayworth | 6 – 0 – 0 | 602 | 100.33 | 194 | 100.33-32.33 |
| Hedy Lamarr | 5 – 0 – 1 | 510 | 85.00 | 273 | 85.00-45.50 |
| Vivian Leigh | 4 – 2 – 0 | 428 | 71.33 | 343 | 71.33-57.17 |
| Lana Turner | 3 – 2 – 1 | 408 | 68.00 | 373 | 68.00-62.17 |
| Donna Reed | 3 – 3 – 0 | 384 | 64.00 | 374 | 64.00-62.33 |
| Myrna Loy | 1 – 5 – 0 | 285 | 47.50 | 486 | 47.50-81.00 |
| Doris Day | 1 – 5 – 0 | 280 | 46.67 | 497 | 46.67-82.83 |
| Carole Lombard | 0 – 6 – 0 | 197 | 32.83 | 554 | 32.83-92.33 |
Final week’s matches
- 10:00 am Doris Day vs Lana Turner
- 2:00 pm Vivian Leigh vs Donna Reed
- 6:00 pm Myrna Loy vs Carole Lombard
- 8:00 pm Hedy Lamarr vs Rita Hayworth
Next week, Group T
- Elizabeth Shue
- Jennifer Beals
- Kathleen Turner
- Lea Thompson
- Meg Ryan
- Nicole Kidman
- Phoebe Cates
- Winona Ryder
Cartoons and Memes ; Saturday Night Special
“Good morning Miss Cardinale, great St. Patrick’s Day party last night. What a scene at IMAO HQ!”
“If you say so sir, I don’t remember much. Like what happened to my clothes?”
“Ahem, no idea really. Can’t recollect anything.”
“Well perhaps my memory will improve.”
“I hope not.”
“What?”
“Nothing. Who won last week and what do we have for this week?”
“It is a banking special, very topical,”
Winner
This week’s entries
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Babes-iosis
Per Walrus:
Tick-Borne Disease Babesiosis on the Rise in Northeast States
UPI | March 17, 2021 | Steven Reinberg
“The disease is going north,” Edouard Vannier, a babesiosis expert at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, told The New York Times. “And it’s probably due to climate change.”
Gee, and I hoped it was going south.
And it’s probably due to climactic change.