This columnist transcribes Biden’s historic utterances, and it’s a blast:
Howie Carr: Biden’s 2024 Re-Election Run One for the Ages
Boston Herald | April 26, 2023 | Howie CarrDementia Joe Biden made it official yesterday that he wants to “finish the job.”
Maybe he should learn how to finish a sentence first.
But I have the tape for you, from this last month. All dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
Then he introduced US Rep. Jahana Hays, who is female. He called her Jonah.
“Jonah, and by the way Jonah Hayes. Jonah where are you? There you are Jonah, right in front of me. Stand up Jonah!”
Got her name – and gender — wrong five times, in 11 seconds.
Brandon will be campaigning on making billionaires pay their fair share. Or so he says.
“You have we have a thousand billionaires in America. You know the average tax rate they pay? Eight. E-I-G-H percent. Eight.”
“I’ve been in and out of Iraq and Iran er er uh Iraq and Iran but Iraq not Iran I misspoke Iraq and Afghanistan 30 times.”
“Three hundred 70-billion-dollar investment which will reduce annual carbon emissions by one billion tons in 230.”
In what year, Mr. President? In the year 230? Is that A.D. or B.C.?
“You know their sweet excuse me their sweat is soaked with the foundations of communities across the nation.”
“My mom used to have an expression. She said Joey, courage is the greatest virtue of all. Without courage, you cannot have love with the bandit.”
Huh? She said what, Mr. President? So he tries again.
“Without courage, you cannot love with abandon.”
Brandon said he’s known – present tense – “as America’s most pro-labor senator.” One-second delay. “Well guess what and now as president well guess what.”
“Across our country have framed the flame of liberty and fanned it and started the flicker in Athens a thousand years ago and now it burns brightly here.”
“You have built international credibility as peacekeepers stepping up continuously to serve in the UN keace-peeping missions since Ireland first development since Ireland first deployment.”
Channeling Hunter:
“Big Pharma can no longer rip us off by charging exorbitant prices for prescription jugs.”
Channeling himself:
“Here in Northern Ireland programs like un young young young entrepreneur young enterprise Northern Ireland…”
“Ireland’s contribution of 50 million Euros is helping prevent the the ta the ta the treat wasting child wasting and supply ready to use therapeutic foods and reach a half-million children in Africa.”