Hey, {fill in field} [IMAO’er]! Why not join our armed insurrectionist protest at next pro-life rally or stuff? 🙂 I will be wearing khaki pants and sunglasses. We’ll show the government.
Well, that’s enough gabbing, conversing, and chatting. I’ve got to be going now, that’s enough talking intimately. Why don’t you tell me about your latest intimate thoughts? Oh: include friends’ cellphone numbers.
It’s nice to see they respect the Oxford comma, if nothing else.

Tell me more, tell me more … I want to be involved , not as a whistleblower or anything, just as an eager participant…
I just want to know the meeting spot so i can setup to sell coffee and donuts..police are always hungry and got to load up..not ever sure when next chance will come…
Are you back again? Shouldn’t you be off somewhere escorting the armored car delivering the Big Guy his 10% of Hunter’s CCP yuan? If you really want to make friends around here, you’ll do something about that missing
personmammal report I submitted about the Yak. (Hey, try not to let Walruskkkch know about that missing mammal report. I get the sense that he is not all that supportive of a return of the Yak.)For the last time time the Yak is not missing, he is just misplaced.
Exactly what somebody who is not supportive of the return of the Yak would comment.
The yak bides his time. He waits. When the time is ripe, you will know.
Buttigiege:
I’ve had many intimate thoughts about Barack Obama. His old Blackberry phone no. was 867.5309. It will be etched in my memory for eternity.
What area code..all I got was some girl Jennie and then she blocked me..
666 area code. For the longest time all I ever wanted was Jesse’s girl.