Message From Special Agent — I Mean, Special Friend — Jeff

Hey, {fill in field} [IMAO’er]! Why not join our armed insurrectionist protest at next pro-life rally or stuff? 🙂 I will be wearing khaki pants and sunglasses. We’ll show the government.

Well, that’s enough gabbing, conversing, and chatting. I’ve got to be going now, that’s enough talking intimately. Why don’t you tell me about your latest intimate thoughts? Oh: include friends’ cellphone numbers.

It’s nice to see they respect the Oxford comma, if nothing else.

9 Comments

  1. Are you back again? Shouldn’t you be off somewhere escorting the armored car delivering the Big Guy his 10% of Hunter’s CCP yuan? If you really want to make friends around here, you’ll do something about that missing person mammal report I submitted about the Yak. (Hey, try not to let Walruskkkch know about that missing mammal report. I get the sense that he is not all that supportive of a return of the Yak.)

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