Biden Cheat Sheet Shows He Had Advance Knowledge of Journalist’s Question
The New York Post | 04/26/2023 | Josh ChristensonA cheat sheet held by President Biden during a Wednesday press conference revealed that the 80-year-old commander in chief had advance knowledge of a question from a journalist.
“How are YOU squaring YOUR domestic priorities — like reshoring semiconductors manufacturing — with alliance-based foreign policy?” read a question from Los Angeles Times reporter Courtney Subramanian.
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Oddly enough. . .
This exchange is not recorded in the White House transcript of the press conference.
This punctuation mark is how shocked I am.
But his proficiency in repeating the word “senileconductor” is impressive:
It wasn’t designed to hurt China. It was designed to — so we didn’t have to worry about whether or not we had access to semiconductors. For example, during the pandemic, what happened was all of a sudden everybody started to learn the phrase “supply chain.” A year ago, no one knew what the hell anybody was talking about when you said “supply chain.”
Speak for yourself, little Joe Biden. Speak for yourself.
But now they all know. And we lost access to these — these semiconductors and which new automobiles in the United States need 30,000 of them just to build a new automobile. And we didn’t have them.
So we started to invest here. And what happened was, when we encouraged the investment through the CHIPS and Science Act — and now we have enormous investment in the United States — well over $200 tril- — billion in long-term investment in semiconductors.
You’ll see billions. We’ll see trillions.
And we’re rebuilding the economy of the United States with those semiconductors. It’s not designed to hurt China.
Of course not. Because of course not.
The only thing I did say, with regard to China: There are certain extremely sophisticated semiconductors that we have built that are useful for nuclear and/or other weapons systems. Those we are not selling. We’re not exporting them to China or anyone else.
We’re leaving them in our garage; it’s not like they’re on the street.
And so that’s the context in which this has all occurred. In the meantime, we’re creating thousands of jobs
— after eliminating hundreds of thousands of jobs —
and bringing back a sense of pride and dignity to so many towns in the country where, all of a sudden, over the last three decades, we found out that factory that hired — had 600 people shut down.
!!
Abortion? Or put into rest homes with Covid patients?
The soul of that community was lost.
And so I made sure, when the
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semiconductors were coming back, that they were not just going to go to the coast, they’d be all over the country.
And so we have a significant “field of dreams” in — outside of — in Ohio, outside of Columbus.
Democrat true believers, please listen closely to the guy you installed as leader of the free world:
We’re in Texas.
Bzzzt. . He is in the Rose Garden, in Washington, D.C.
We’re in Arizona.
Anyway — they’re all over the country.
So, it’s not viewed to hurt anyone else. We are providing access to those
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semiconductors. We’re not — we’re a
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supply chain you can count on.
But we are not — we are not going to sit back and be in a position where we don’t have access to those semiconductors.
Who put the RAM in the Rama-lama-ding-dong?
Why. do you encourage us to “put our best foot forward” when you so obviously can’t?
I hate Dr. Jill for her obvious disdain for him, for putting him through this.
And him, for being eager to do it.
“How long is it?”
How Long is a Chinese man.
I’m pretty sure Howie Long is an NFL commentator on Fox.
“Start again.”
“Mr. President: I work at the L.A. Times. How much longer may I expect to work at the L.A. Times?”
“No, Mr. Journalist, I expect your industry to die…”
“Mr. President: Have you ever been to Ireland?”
You mean the Republic, or that other Ireland?
Not no Malarkey. Ten percent Malarkey!
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
When your batteries are depleted, how long does it take to recharge? And must you find a Tesla port or can you top off from a roomba charging station?
Interesting question: Does he need a recharge that a Tesla might need, or one that my penlight might need?
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
Do you miss having guidance from the Easter Bunny?
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
Do you still believe Kamala is your best choice for a running mate?
Her mouth is full of Democratic talking points.
I would have Biden address the elephant in the room:
“Mr. Biden, why is there an elephant in the room?”
…”and why is he wearing your pajamas?”
He’ll never know.
I thought he gave up talking to Republicans…
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
Are you in negotiations to hire Tucker Carlson to replace KJP?
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
With the recent advances demonstrated by ChatGPT, has Dr. Jill considered upgrading your software?
Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your supply chains!
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
What’s yer favorite color?
So What Question Would YOU, as an Impartial Journalist, Prompt Biden To Answer?
What do you know and when did you forget it?
Were you born stupid, or have you just worked at it harder than anyone else for eight decades? Excuse me, that’s e-i-g-h decades.
Mr. President…the person watching CNN wants to know…How many ducts could a semiconductor duct if a semiconductor could duct ducts?