{Mother slaps Little Johnny} Little Johnny {rubbing face}: “Did I say something wrong?” Mother: “No. Why do you ask?” 1 Reply to this comment
Gotta get a look at that notebook of yours. Friggit — Too many possibilities. Look for it as the topic of Monday’s “Straight Line of the Day.” 1 Reply to this comment
I was always told it would stretch a yard before it tore an inch..then the metric system came in.. 1 Reply to this comment
Only kids going online and spelling elmo wrong get here…. and its not like kids no longer know how to spell…come on man.. 1 Reply to this comment
Missing: the Alimony part.
Little Johnny:
“But mommy, I don’t want my steelies doing that”!
{Mother slaps Little Johnny}
Little Johnny {rubbing face}: “Did I say something wrong?”
Mother: “No. Why do you ask?”
Aaugh! It’s a trans-mission!
No, wait. No it’s not. Whew!
Transmissions are real missions.
XX or XY Transmissions?
Aaah!
(Updates notebook)
Gotta get a look at that notebook of yours.
Friggit — Too many possibilities.
Look for it as the topic of Monday’s “Straight Line of the Day.”
I was always told it would stretch a yard before it tore an inch..then the metric system came in..
You know little kids can see that, right?
Only kids going online and spelling elmo wrong get here…. and its not like kids no longer know how to spell…come on man..
Tomorrow, we start checking IDs.
Well, . . . . we’re scientists, so it’s OK.
I have no id what I am doing here..id about what?
Balled is beautiful
…but how does the bowling ball get out?
Come again?
I mean: Johnny, go ask your mother about that.
This looks like the Sex Ed. equivalent of Common Core Math.
It always comes down to figures doesn’t it…