Court: Graphic Testimony Presented on Burning of Army Men, Firecrackers Placed in Model Ships and Airplanes
Etch-a-Sketch Says It Felt Manipulated; Legos Unconnected; Puzzle Pieces Underrepresented . . . Erector Set To Testify Behind Closed Doors.
Gag Order Placed By Unanimous Consent on Teddy Ruxpin
Barbie No Longer Comes in Original Box
Triggered Matchbox Cars Recall in Excruciating Detail the Trauma of Being Called “Hot Wheels”

Sounds like Walrus made it to the Tequila Festival. early..must have been a quick 18 or a 14 with ” f^^^ this, just score me 5 on each hole thats left and meet me at the clubhouse…”
And even made it back.
Shame it wasn’t in time to prevent the, you know, eviscerating…
Take it up with the Emu.