Welcome to IMAO! What — Uh — What Can We Do For You, in Your Crushed Velveteen Smoking Jacket? Posted by Oppo on 7 April 2023, 11:00 am Dog: I wish I were anywhere else.
The Dog..” help me Mr.Heston…the officer on this shift likes to fart in the shed then locks me in..calls it a hotbox..then he laughs..” 2 Reply to this comment
Well, aren’t you just a ray of sunshine, Mr. Dog. Maybe try appreciating the fact that you have a roof over your head and food in your bowl instead of moping around. #attitudeproblem #dogsofinstagram 1 Reply to this comment
If it looks like an outhouse..must be an outhouse.
What!? I like this jacket!
I’m looking for the bastard that crushed my velvet.
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Can I bum a light?
The Dog..” help me Mr.Heston…the officer on this shift likes to fart in the shed then locks me in..calls it a hotbox..then he laughs..”
Heston to Dog “Return fire”
American version of Doctor Who lacks some of the charm of the original.
Well, aren’t you just a ray of sunshine, Mr. Dog. Maybe try appreciating the fact that you have a roof over your head and food in your bowl instead of moping around. #attitudeproblem #dogsofinstagram