Afraid to Give Slap on the Back, Which May Possibly Be Interpreted as Either Toxic Masculinity or Feeling for Nike Sports Bra in Trans Hate Crime
Afraid To Say “Way To Go,” as Possibly Promoting Racist Supremist Exceptionalism
“Thumbs Up” Out of the Question or Encouraged — Not Sure
Frantically Googles “Bro”
In the end, he just bought him a Bud Light, half-apologetically, although neither knew which half, and what sort of apology.

In the athletic world, the butt is always considered fair game…
Oh lordy, too much!
Man afraid to slap buddies butt. If accused of sexual harassment there’s no way out. He either accepts the charges, or if he denies it, he gets slapped with homophobic hate crimes. His only hope is to claim he is transitioning into a lesbian female of color.
Good gravy!
Are you body shaming or complementing some good ‘ol Southern Cookin? Either one is a risky play.
Suddenly my Spock, live long and prosper V sign is cool….and acceptable..for awhile… until some assclown associates the V with female anatomy…
Err, its already been done. But I shan’t put up the visual proof as I do not want an “Official” visit from the Emu.