White Guy Afraid To Give Buddy “OK” Sign on Hearing Awesome News

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Frantically Googles “Bro”

In the end, he just bought him a Bud Light, half-apologetically, although neither knew which half, and what sort of apology.

6 Comments

    • Oh lordy, too much!

      Man afraid to slap buddies butt. If accused of sexual harassment there’s no way out. He either accepts the charges, or if he denies it, he gets slapped with homophobic hate crimes. His only hope is to claim he is transitioning into a lesbian female of color.

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