Got this in my email:
| Senior scams are fraudulent activities that target senior citizens with the aim of stealing their money or personal information. These scams can be in the form of phone calls, emails and even door-to-door sales pitches. Common types of senior scams include: |
| Medicare or healthcare fraud: Scammers pretend to be healthcare providers or representatives of Medicare to obtain personal information or sell fake medical products. Investment scams: Scammers offer fake investment opportunities that promise high returns in a short period, often requiring upfront payments or personal information. Sweepstakes and lottery scams: Scammers claim that the victim has won a large sum of money but must pay a processing fee or provide personal information to claim the prize. Tech support scams: Scammers pose as technical support representatives and convince the victim to pay for unnecessary software or services. Grandparent scams: Scammers pretend to be a grandchild in trouble and request immediate financial assistance. |
Straight Line of the Day: A new Senior scam: …
A new Senior Scam:
“Hello this is Bud Light offering you a once in a lifetime deal. For just one thousand dollars you can own a major stake in our company.”
A New Senior Scam: …
The “Ponce deLeon” convincing seniors of a fountain of youth in the oppressive state with Everglades and trapping them under the merciless fist of deSantis.
I once drank a sip of water from that so-called Fountain of Youth at St. Augustine about 10 years ago..and well, I haven’t died yet.
A New Senior Scam: …
Democrats announced today that the Republicans want to take away Social Security and Medicare … no, I apologize – that’s an old Senior Scam…
A New Senior Scam: …
Joe Biden…
Bluetooth scarecrow to keep those damn kids off your lawn.
I’ll take two.
New ED pill that includes ginkgo biloba to help you remember what the frack you were doing.
I took some ginseng once to help my member remember what it’s doing.
Never up, never in.
New ED pill that includes an iron supplement so that you’ll always know which way is north.
I heard Iron Man takes iron supplements and so he ditched his antique compass.
New senior scam…
…you will not be able to receive your diploma unless you contribute to the School Spirit fund.