Yesterday:
(All my trunalimunumaprzure seemed so far away)
THE PRESIDENT: Hello, South Carolina! (Applause.)
Thank you, Nikki, for that intro- — if you wonder what I’m kicking here, I’m kicking this stand-in. (Laughter.) But it’s not working. How about that? All right, maybe I stand on it and give my — I’ll be 6’4”. (Laughter.)
“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m 6’4″?”
And — look, former mem- — former Mayor Steve Benjamin couldn’t be here today — and you all remember Steve as your mayor — because he’s traveling with his family. And it’s great to have him here —
By the way, if you have seats, sit down. (Laughter.) I’m sorry.
I once said, “Everybody take a seat,” and there were no seats. They said, “Biden is so stupid, he didn’t know there were no seats.” (Laughter.) Anyway.
This is the United States of America, for God’s sake.
And we’re removing every single lead pipe in America.
— Remarks by President Biden on Bidenomics
West Columbia, South Carolina | July 6, 2023 | 12:58 P.M. EDT
“God Save Steve McQueen!”
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I called them but they said that being I’m a middle class American taxpayer there was nothing they could do for me.
I sleep sounder tonight hearing that.
And the Tequila.
Well, mostly the Tequila.
Actually, who am I kidding, it’s the 2 bottles I’m doing tonight.
Police dispatcher: “The tequila is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!”
Now that he controls all of the lead pipes, it’s a cinch…
He’s going to enforce this. With the guys wearing Leader-Hosen.
And, by the way, Joe, wasn’t this an initiative from the 1970s? So either government sucks, or you do.
“So either government sucks, or you do.”
Kamala Harris has entered the chat.