Per Scotty T:

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The lot of the memers
At best its quite hard,
We work for good laughs
Get called a r–ard
We scarcely can live,
And not a cent more,
Since we’re paid off in likes
For the IMAO store

Those great blog monopolies
Are growing apace,
Their posts in the millions
By ignoring this place
Unto their high prices
The people pay toll,
While they pay not a cent
For datamining this gold

You load sixteen jokes and what do you get
Maybe one like and a night of regret
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to IMAO’S company store…

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Jennifer Garner, IMAO candy striper, got a laugh out of this: