The fake message caught by our patented IMAO B.S Detector ™ :
Hello, Fellow Money Nuker Basil Mispronouncers!
Am having a walrus of a time in Los Cruces. I do not like Babesleaga girls. I hate Raquel. Oppo is way smarter than I am. Never ever listen to me. Cut the red wire!
Have a damn good Monday!
Now, I can’t give away what part of that tipped off the algorithm, because the FBI would just correct the flaw.
Average Manhattan Monthly Rent Rises to Record $5,588 The Hill | 08/10/2022 | Miranda Nazzaro
The average monthly rent in Manhattan rose to a record $5,588 in the month of July as inflation and higher interest rates push rental prices to new record levels, according to a report from Miller Samuel and Douglas Elliman.
Manhattan’s new average monthly rent of $5,588 is up more than 9 percent from last year, when rent was $5,113, according to the report. The median rental price also reached a new high of nearly $4,400, up more than 6 percent from last year, marking the fourth time in five months Manhattan has hit a record. The report found the average rental price per square foot also increased 4.3 percent over the past year to a new high of $84.74.
The new average rental price is $3,278 for a studio, $4,443 for a one-bedroom, $6,084 for a two-bedroom, and $10,673 for a three-bedroom, the report found.
Are they factoring in the illegal aliens who pay nothing? Oh, wait — those rents are being paid. By taxpayers. Driving the monthly price ever steadily up. Bottomless pockets cause inflation. Just ask universities.
I’LL MAKE SURE THOSE 17 RECORDINGS OF JOE AND HUNTER ARE RELEASED: Republican Steve Scalise Vows To ‘Press’ To Make Burisma Exec’s Phone Calls Public – and Says Americans Are Furious the Bidens Have Gotten Away With ‘Web of Corruption’ UK Daily Mail| 06/13/2023 | Kelly Laco
Top Republican Steve Scalise is vowing to uncover all information related to the Biden family’s ‘web of corruption,’ including alleged phone recordings linking Joe and Hunter to a $5 million bribe from a Ukranian energy company executive.
Scalise told DailyMail.com Tuesday on the sidelines of practice for the annual Congressional Baseball Game this week that the American people are beginning to see the ‘whole Biden family web of corruption’ that’s been laid out by the House Oversight Committee led by Chairman James Comer, R-Ky.
Republican Senator Chuck Grassley revealed on Monday that the Burisma Holdings Limited executive who allegedly paid then-Vice President Joe Biden the $5 million bribe has kept 17 audio recordings of phone calls as an ‘insurance policy.’
He claims they were kept as an ‘insurance policy’ in case the foreign national was in a ‘tight spot.’
Weiss Appointment as Hunter Biden Special Counsel Violates DOJ Regulations, Experts Warn Just the News | 8/12/2023 | Ben Whedan, Natalia Mittlestadt
Attorney General Merrick Garland’s appointment of Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss to serve as special counsel in the Hunter Biden criminal probe is raising alarm with some legal experts who say it explicitly violates the Justice Department’s regulations requiring such appointments come from outside the agency.
That regulation states: “An individual named as Special Counsel shall be a lawyer with a reputation for integrity and impartial decisionmaking, and with appropriate experience to ensure both that the investigation will be conducted ably, expeditiously and thoroughly, and that investigative and prosecutorial decisions will be supported by an informed understanding of the criminal law and Department of Justice policies. The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government.”
Harvard law professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz told the Just the News, No Noise television show Friday night he believed it was a mistake for Garland to name the current Delaware U.S. attorney, both because he was from inside the government and had approved an earlier plea deal for Hunter Biden that spared the first son from prison but was rejected by the trial judge and panned by many as too lenient.
Commenter:
Never mind DOJ policies.
It VIOLATES FEDERAL LAW!!!!
This is the Federal Law, not some DOJ policy:
28 CFR § 600.3 “§ 600.3 Qualifications of the Special Counsel. (a) An individual named as Special Counsel shall be a lawyer with a reputation for integrity and impartial decisionmaking, and with appropriate experience to ensure both that the investigation will be conducted ably, expeditiously and thoroughly, and that investigative and prosecutorial decisions will be supported by an informed understanding of the criminal law and Department of Justice policies. The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government. Special Counsels shall agree that their responsibilities as Special Counsel shall take first precedence in their professional lives, and that it may be necessary to devote their full time to the investigation, depending on its complexity and the stage of the investigation.
(b) The Attorney General shall consult with the Assistant Attorney General for Administration to ensure an appropriate method of appointment, and to ensure…”
“The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government.”
Not, “May be,” as the talkingpoints say.
“SHALL BE.”
Supreme Court already ruled “Shall be” means MANDATORY.
(Raquel, for unknown reason, opted for alternate transportation.)
You know, I must give Walrus a high-five for his dedication to the cause: I’ve looked ahead into the future posts that he left behind, and darned if he didn’t remember you MoonNukers while he’s at the gaming tables. His presence will still be felt when he’s gone — who could ask for anything more?
Lady Luck smile, and more, on him! That is the PG version.
Drought Causes 154-Ship Traffic Jam at Panama Canal Jalopnik Website | Erin Marquis
The Panama Canal, one of the major shipping routes through which 40 percent of container goods sold in America travels, currently has a 21-day wait time for ships attempting to make the passage. And the situation will only get worse before it gets better.
The number of vessels waiting to sneak
“sneak”?
between North and South America currently stands at 154. The traffic jam is thanks to a severe drought that has afflicted the area since this Spring. About $270 billion in cargo travels through the canal every year…
Not only are reservations for making it through the canal cut down, but the Panama Canal Authority also issued a weight limit of about 40 percent lower than the previous limit, leaving heavier tankers
euphemism for American cruise ships?
already on their way to the canal in a lurch. Drought conditions have lasted for years now and the multiple lakes which feed the canal and allows the locks to operate, is at a four-year low.
“Those containers left may need another vessel to complete the journey,” said Captain Adil Ashiq, head of North America for MarineTraffic told CNBC. “This is going to get worse before it gets better.”
