Walrus Is Engaged!

Sorry ladies – he’s taken.

To no one’s surprise, except Walrus’s, he woke up this morning to find a diamond ring on the finger of a platinum blonde next to him in a Vegas bedroom.

Oh well. There are no photos, nor memory, of the happy occasion. There is a receipt, however…

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