CIA Laptop Dancing and Other Follies
Powerlineblog | Nov. 20, 2023 | Lloyd Billingsley“I used to struggle with impostor syndrome, but at 36 I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be,” claims an unnamed CIA employee in a recent CIA recruiting video. “I am a woman of color,” the CIA star explains. “I am a mom, I am a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.”
Somebody just got done seeing the Barbie movie..
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit: …a far left transvestite with asexual tendencies.
Paranoia is good…
…able to switch pronouns at a moment’s notice…
… watched every season of Covert Affairs…
You must also be able to flag everyone on your team with your loaded gun in less than 15 seconds. Any worse and that’s IRS agent material.
I’m surprised that definitely not an FBI poster hasn’t chimed in, seems they would have a lot to offer on this topic, even if it’s things that definitely make you not FBI.
Ah frack, I meant CIA, not FBI. It’s hard to keep tell all these lefty groups appart.
Now your on both of their watch lists.
Oh that’s not anything new.
“…I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas…”
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit:
1) The acceptance of other misguided ideas such as “Islam is a religion of peace”.
2) The ability to focus on your own identity issues while ignoring threats to American security.
3) You must hold these beliefs
a) that global warming is a real and present danger
b) the rise in global terrorism combined with unrestricted
immigration are not a danger to America
c) Epstein killed himself.
Does it count if I believe global warming is a real and present danger, but want to solve it by nuking the moon?
Technically, yes – though moon nuking is really an unconditional goal.
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit: …
… your martini isn’t the only thing that gets shaken, not stirred.
Pedantic Note: It’s not really a martini if it’s made with vodka.
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit: …
…you know haw to figure 10% no matter which nation’s currency is being used.
“I used to struggle with impostor syndrome.” I guess that’s why she wasn’t selected to be an undercover agent.
“I am a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.”
There were two giveaways that there had to be some sort of mental issues at play:
1) You actually used the word “cisgender” to describe yourself.
2) You’re a millennial.
…and I’m a paranoid schizoid that thinks he’s his own uncle. pleased to meet ya..
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit: …
be a paranoid schzoid product of the twentieth century.
Or better yet the twenty first century…then they’ll write a song about you.
But the 20th century people took that all away from me.
Other Qualifications for Being a CIA Recruit: …
be a Chinese agent double dipping with the Russians.
While sociopathic tendencies used to be a good qualifier (Truth), it now appears they’re looking for schizophrenic tendencies. That, and good acid.