I hate to be Mister Recycle, but this holiday does come around every year, and I don’t remember last year’s submissions at all. They might even have been better than this year’s! Remember when P. Diddy and Eric Adams were around?
Straight Line of the Day: This Year’s Top Halloween Decorations or Costumes: …
Are pictures okay for submissions?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/7a/5f/db7a5f36f4771edc2487217947e180f0–halloween-couples-halloween-crafts.jpg
Been cool if she had those round stick-up battery operated light thingies people put in closets or something.
This is hilarious, but it’s a good way to get your dog killed.
https://youtu.be/9fPGyAZA9gY?si=55iXRgQOhRYlig-r
Aaugh!
This Year’s Top Halloween Decorations or Costumes: …
Ah c’mon, that’s a low blow. Way down under.
The John Cleese costume, eh?
This Year’s Top Halloween Decorations or Costumes: Will probably be hand drawn on brown paper bags, I mean who can afford decorations in this economy?
Because of inflation, we’re all stuck with what we wore last year…
Go as a historic Democrat, just takes a pointy white sheet.
This year I’m going to my friends halloween party as Supreme Leader Khamenei…in drag. It should be quite a gay event!
I’m going as a pager.