Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency CAA — Calls Him One of ‘Most Respected and Influential Voices in National and Global Affairs’
Breitbart | February 3, 2025 | David NgThe 82-year-old ex-POTUS has signed with Creative Artists Agency (CAA) . . .
Maybe they want him to be the star of Mr. Magoo 2?
Could he possibly be as good or better than Leslie Nielson was in Magoo 1? (1997)
Generalissimo Francisco Franco.
His nickname was Pinche Caudillo.
They wanted to sign Kamala Harris but she has already accepted an academic position as the Professor Irwin Corey Chair in the English Department at Whatsamatta U.
Irwin: “Remember, “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser.”
Kamala: “Actually, when it comes to Budweiser it’s I before you. [cackle, hic]”
Is he gonna get any gigs now that he can’t deliver the goods?
i can see his picture now on every box of Depends, after he gets all those TV commercials.
They’re bringing back the Joey Bishop Show !!
Starring, JOEY BIDEN!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrssssssssssss JOEY!!
🎵🎶🎵🎶
“My fellow Americans. Look, folks. I mean, you know… you know the thing!”
“C’mon, man!”
“Anyway…”
🎵🎶🎵🎶
Well, ever since Estelle died, CAA has been after Al Zebooker, but he drives a harder bargain than ‘ol FJB..
Other Talent They Are Recruiting…
Rebecca Black
I saw and listened to a group in northern Georgia near Dahlonega play “classical music” using only chainsaws and lawnmowers. I betcha Creative Artists Agency would be interested.
Other assorted vegetables
Karine Jean-Pierre is a likely candidate to work as a script girl…
All those piles of money aren’t going to launder themselves…