I heard as a kid to never fly a kite into power lines and just went with it for years and years until one day I was sitting around watching birds land on them and nothing happens even though there’s over 7000 volts flowing through the wires and then BAM!! I saw the movie where the dudes had to “ride a chain downhill on a high power line”…but everything was cool because they weren’t grounded.
Also for Walrus: Things to avoid while riding your emu:
(a) Riding them into the ground.
(b) Riding them into an electrified fence.
(c) Riding them over hot, downed power lines.
(d) Riding them using electric cattle prods for training.
(e) Riding them using obedience collars for steering control.
(f) Riding them while yelling into a megaphone.
(g) Riding them while paddling them with a pickle ball paddle or tennis racket.
The above are examples of bad form and are either abusive, careless or sadistic.
I heard David Copperfield made them all disappear for a while is why.
I wonder who lives there?
People who enjoy earthquakes and a lack of trees.
I heard there’s a bunch of fat lazy walruses there and all they do is eat the chickens of the sea.
Ear wax can be such a bummer…
Just think if they made an air freshener that smells like ear wax…but that jazz was smooth man, that horn players horn was like a horn to him.
I heard ground turkey 🦃 is the most healthy poultry.
Even more healthy than ground emu.
No one knows that for sure. No one has ever seen ground Emu.
Note for Oppo: The Illusions disappear when you sober up! 🤣
I heard as a kid to never fly a kite into power lines and just went with it for years and years until one day I was sitting around watching birds land on them and nothing happens even though there’s over 7000 volts flowing through the wires and then BAM!! I saw the movie where the dudes had to “ride a chain downhill on a high power line”…but everything was cool because they weren’t grounded.
Also for Walrus: Things to avoid while riding your emu:
(a) Riding them into the ground.
(b) Riding them into an electrified fence.
(c) Riding them over hot, downed power lines.
(d) Riding them using electric cattle prods for training.
(e) Riding them using obedience collars for steering control.
(f) Riding them while yelling into a megaphone.
(g) Riding them while paddling them with a pickle ball paddle or tennis racket.
The above are examples of bad form and are either abusive, careless or sadistic.
I am not stupid enough to even try to ride an Emu.