Straight Line of the Day: DOGE Hits IMAO! Among the Cuts: … Posted by Oppo on 18 April 2025, 12:00 pm
Walrus is cut one cocktail/day. (You gotta get here early to grab these comments!) 1 Reply to this comment
… the old mine used for storing our retirement records will be closed & sold off, since we really only have records for Frank & Basil anyway. 3 Reply to this comment
Among the Cuts: … Nothing. IMAO is not a government entity…..wait…omg. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?….IMAO is a Republican Think Tank!! 3 Reply to this comment
Oh, good Lord, no! Say it isn’t so. The Republican Party needs to have it’s RINO majority expunged. 1 Reply to this comment
I’m Bondi….Pam Bondi…”after we get all the Illegals out the RINOS are next those dirty rats”! 1 Reply to this comment
They just didn’t use the right bait. They used every thing except 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 The most obvious is the hardest to fathom – FBI #1 rule at the Academy. Reply to this comment
That previous statement should not be construed too mean that I actually do a lot of thinking. 2 Reply to this comment
Off Topic… From Whitehouse .gov: https://www.whitehouse.gov/lab-leak-true-origins-of-covid-19/j Holy Socks! (Had to share this.) 1 Reply to this comment
Lol…Trump’s been deleting all of Bidens sheet 💩. He probably didn’t even know it was his sheet. Reply to this comment
The like star. Just cuz you sign in differently means you need a special way to give bacon? How arrogant! 2 Reply to this comment
Oppo got the choppo. Damncat was scratched. Walruskkkch got the tuskkkch from Muskkkch. 3 Reply to this comment
The Intern’s curfew monitor will be laid off and their lounge door left unlocked 24/7. Hot Interns are encouraged to pack heat. Hmmm. 1 Reply to this comment
1 K of what? booze account? Intern support expenses? Intern chaperone travel? sammich allowance? 1 Reply to this comment
Commissary herb/spice budget to be cut in half. Now just using Basil, no more basil. 2 Reply to this comment
If they try cutting the Intern Budget, there’s going to be a gunfight… and I ain’t gonna loose. 1 Reply to this comment
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Oh, noes!
Dang it! Beat me to it.
Walrus is cut one cocktail/day.
(You gotta get here early to grab these comments!)
Nothing about making the first one a double.
… the old mine used for storing our retirement records will be closed & sold off, since we really only have records for Frank & Basil anyway.
Among the Cuts: …
Nothing. IMAO is not a government entity…..wait…omg.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?….IMAO is a Republican Think Tank!!
Oh, good Lord, no! Say it isn’t so. The Republican Party needs to have it’s RINO majority expunged.
I’m Bondi….Pam Bondi…”after we get all the Illegals out the RINOS are next those dirty rats”!
I was under the impression IMAO was a FBI fishing hole.
They just didn’t use the right bait. They used every thing except 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
The most obvious is the hardest to fathom – FBI #1 rule at the Academy.
Unfortunately, I do a lot more thinking than tanking these days.
That previous statement should not be construed too mean that I actually do a lot of thinking.
Off Topic…
From Whitehouse .gov:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/lab-leak-true-origins-of-covid-19/j
Holy Socks! (Had to share this.)
Lol…Trump’s been deleting all of Bidens sheet 💩. He probably didn’t even know it was his sheet.
The like star. Just cuz you sign in differently means you need a special way to give bacon? How arrogant!
Red, white, and black. Three colors? Pretty sure this could be cut by 1/3.
The IMAO motif is an antique. It’s almost as old as Colonel Sanders.
DOGE Hits IMAO! Among the Cuts: …
No more Harvey awards.
Let’s get this comment ten bacons, just so Walrus is the first one effected.
Oppo got the choppo.
Damncat was scratched.
Walruskkkch got the tuskkkch from Muskkkch.
It’s gonna be a massive step down to middle-shelf liquor…
The Intern’s curfew monitor will be laid off and their lounge door left unlocked 24/7. Hot Interns are encouraged to pack heat.
Hmmm.
They want to cut me to just 1 K.
1 K of what?
booze account?
Intern support expenses?
Intern chaperone travel?
sammich allowance?
They want him to become walruskch.
Kitchi Ya Ya Da Da.
Commissary herb/spice budget to be cut in half. Now just using Basil, no more basil.
If they try cutting the Intern Budget, there’s going to be a gunfight… and I ain’t gonna loose.