We have returned to our regular schedule of weekly matches. At least until Mr. Walrus ventures forth on another vacation.
Results
| Barbara Bach | No Preference | Kell Tyler |
|---|---|---|
| 264 | 0 | 39 |
| Sue Vanner | No Preference | Carey Lowell |
|---|---|---|
| 146 | 3 | 117 |
New Matches 6/4/2025
Match 1
Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Caroline Munro | 3 – 0 – 0 | 400 – 2 – 206 |
Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Talisa Soto | 1 – 2 – 0 | 211 – 7 – 555 |
Actress: Talisa Soto Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.
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Match 2
Olga Bisera (Felicca) vs Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Bisera | 0 – 3 – 0 | 97 – 2 – 444 |
Actress: Olga Bisera Nationality: Bosnian Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eva Green | 3 – 0 – 0 | 619 – 3 – 262 |
Actress: Eva Green Nationality: French Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.
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I heard Mr. Walnut, uh, Walrus is indeed venturing forth as we speak to O.K. City to watch the college ladies play in some tight baseball uniforms with nice bubble butts. Yeah Mon, you be wanting to sit right behind the Catcher again..but be respectful, these are my ladies from MY state. Any vulgar hackling and you and others will be sent to Tulsa for 3 day re-programming and $1000 fine.
What are “bubble butts?” Are they soft and squishy and maybe bounce around a little to keep you staring at them?
I’m not that fond of “butts.”
I like skeletons. I wanna see her bones.
But in the 7th heaven, in the 7th inning, God said “There shall be dry bones no more.”
And in the 7th inning of the 7th heaven, they had one hell of a 7th inning stretch and sang “God Bless The Universe.” And God said “There shall be dry bones no more.” So all bones were then covered with soothing, curvy, smooth, undulating flesh. And God saw that it was good and said, “Let their be Interns! And some will have bubble butts!” And so bubble butts were born and God and Walrus were happy because both loved butts. And then God invented food and sex but those stories are for another time.
Can I heckle?
Of course you can…Hackle is a versatile term with multiple meanings, referring to specific feathers, hair, or tools. In the context of birds, it refers to the feathers on the neck or back, particularly noticeable on roosters. In mammals, it describes the hairs of the neck and back that can stand up when an animal is frightened or agitated. Additionally, “hackle” can refer to a comb or tool used for processing fibers like flax or hair.
And there are vulgar varieties of those?
Yes like Hickle. When you give a hot babe a hickie and then she wants one of those large pickled pickles.