Russia Forms ‘Demographic Special Forces Unit’ as Birth Rate Hits Historic Low
The Moscow Times | July 24, 2025Russia has established a new group of officials, described as a “demographic special forces unit,” in response to a catastrophic decline in birth rates across the country, the RBC business daily reported Thursday.
- More cowbell.
- Bow-Dacha-Wow-Wow
- Beer Gulag Goals
- You will perform with KGB watching.
Stop sending their men to war and their women as brides in the mail.
Give free makeup lessons to the ugly women.
(which would probably be a daunting project)
Beats, not beets!