Wonder Woman, undressing and leering,
Asked — I thought — if I wanted a tuck
Unfortunately, I’m hard of hearing
And just as hard is my luck.
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Your turn:
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There once was a liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected!”:
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‘Til the changlings start using the can
There once was a Liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected,
Long as Stacy can be passed off as Stan.”
There once was a Liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected!”
If we enforce a media ban
There once was a Liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected,
We’ll just say he was born in Iran
There once was a Liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected!”
Even though, one penis, we are san.
There once was a liberal plan
To make a woman resemble a man;
“We’ll have this perfected,
It’ll get us elected!”:
We’ll go from the fire back to the frying pan!
Just don’t look in that can.