We would have Martian colonists by now if I didn’t keep lading all the sparrows. “Sorry Elon. No matter what the finch math proves, equal and opposite reactions are just a myth.”
We are the original Martians but we had to flee the planet and colonize earth after a Marine’s nuclear bazooka misfired and destroyed the atmosphere ..
but it also created the Martian Grand Canyon for future generations to marvel over.
This is neither here nor there (I hate that phrase and I’m using it for the first ever) …..but I’m afraid of dying without ever knowing what Billy Joe actually threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Yes, but before that the Preacher said he had seen him and a girl throwing something off before he jumped off. If the Preacher was lying he’s going to hell for sure.
…Sloth…
He was a pretty big guy. – he could probably hold me back if he wanted to…
I just counted 47 (rookie numbers) things in my head but I decided that 50 is my cutoff point before taking some non drastic measures.
I didn’t count Boobsleaga because it will soon be taken off Schedule 1 pornographic material to Schedule 3 soft porn.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. I’m not counting round one, it’s rounds 2+ that’ll do it.
I once responded to a question in Sunday Church with “Oh hell yeah brother!”.
Just keep on keeping on
The meme collection in my phone should pretty much do it
We would have Martian colonists by now if I didn’t keep lading all the sparrows. “Sorry Elon. No matter what the finch math proves, equal and opposite reactions are just a myth.”
We are the original Martians but we had to flee the planet and colonize earth after a Marine’s nuclear bazooka misfired and destroyed the atmosphere ..
but it also created the Martian Grand Canyon for future generations to marvel over.
… the IMAO interns.
Don’t hold me back, just hold me…
It could be that time I used a quarter that was supposed to go into the offering basket to buy a Hershey’s bar instead…
Little Things You Do That Will Help Keep You Out of Heaven: …
not voting in the Babesleaga or Bond Girlathons.
This is neither here nor there (I hate that phrase and I’m using it for the first ever) …..but I’m afraid of dying without ever knowing what Billy Joe actually threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Himself.
Yes, but before that the Preacher said he had seen him and a girl throwing something off before he jumped off. If the Preacher was lying he’s going to hell for sure.
Whatever he threw over I bet it wasn’t anything like that huge million dollar diamond the old lady threw over the Titanic.
Gluttony and Lust are my favorites.