Straight Line of the Day: Little Things You Do That Will Help You Get Into Heaven: … Posted by Oppo on 15 December 2025, 12:00 pm Tomorrow, the obverse. Converse? Reverse?
I would say being forgiving of my wife, but that’s no little thing. “Doing little things IS heaven” – Joe Biden “So is eating them” – Hillary 2 Reply to this comment
“Do you know what the secret of life is? … One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest doesn’t matter.” – Curly 2 Reply to this comment
Metaverse If more folks would just start Metaversing it would be a more kinder and gentler world. 🌎 1 Reply to this comment
If you want to help old ladies cross a busy street …. first make sure that is where they want to go. 3 Reply to this comment
Little Things You Do That Will Help You Get Into Heaven: … all I’m saying is that St. Peter wouldn’t mind a couple of Benjamins at the Golden Gate if you catch my drift. 2 Reply to this comment
Liberating oppressed shopping carts from their corporate stockades and letting them roam free in surrounding neighborhoods and byways. 1 Reply to this comment
Use the servants entrance. Wear uncomfortable shoes, thank God when you take them off. Playing for the Colts and winning a Super Bowl couldn’t hurt I’ve been told, but not quitting my day job just for a slim chance to meet Johnny Unitas. 2 Reply to this comment
Remind God that I lived through LBJ, Carter, Clinton, Obama and Biden. So I have already done my time in the netherworld. 2 Reply to this comment
I would say being forgiving of my wife, but that’s no little thing.
“Doing little things IS heaven” – Joe Biden
“So is eating them” – Hillary
“Do you know what the secret of life is? … One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest doesn’t matter.” – Curly
Pro tip: It has to do with trust…
Contrapositive
Perverse…
Save all your really good coupons for the offering basket.
Metaverse
If more folks would just start Metaversing it would be a more kinder and gentler world. 🌎
If you want to help old ladies cross a busy street …. first make sure that is where they want to go.
Little Things You Do That Will Help You Get Into Heaven: …
all I’m saying is that St. Peter wouldn’t mind a couple of Benjamins at the Golden Gate if you catch my drift.
Look up and purr.
Purr-verse…
Liberating oppressed shopping carts from their corporate stockades and letting them roam free in surrounding neighborhoods and byways.
Clean underwear with no holes in them
Use the servants entrance.
Wear uncomfortable shoes, thank God when you take them off.
Playing for the Colts and winning a Super Bowl couldn’t hurt I’ve been told, but not quitting my day job just for a slim chance to meet Johnny Unitas.
Remind God that I lived through LBJ, Carter, Clinton, Obama and Biden. So I have already done my time in the netherworld.
The Five Dorks of the Apocalypse?
Possible.