When I was 14 my dad punched me in the mouth on Christmas. I punched him back, and he went flying through the Christmas tree as I yelled “Merry F-ing Christmas” and stormed out. We repeated that the next two Christmases, but the tradition just sort of died out after that.
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Decades later…I’m wondering if I was the only genius kid who wore his roller skates key 🗝️ around his neck like a necklace after getting his first pair for Christmas.
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When I was 14 my dad punched me in the mouth on Christmas. I punched him back, and he went flying through the Christmas tree as I yelled “Merry F-ing Christmas” and stormed out. We repeated that the next two Christmases, but the tradition just sort of died out after that.
But the Christmas at Conan O’Brien’s house continues.
I became the Grinch Who Scrolled Christmas.
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Decades later…I’m wondering if I was the only genius kid who wore his roller skates key 🗝️ around his neck like a necklace after getting his first pair for Christmas.
I skip posting at IMAO until after all the guests leave.