Straight Line of the Day: How To Increase Police Presence at Your House: … Posted by Oppo on 19 February 2026, 12:00 pm If you want to.
Wear a tank top style undershirt whenever you go out to fetch the morning paper. 2 Reply to this comment
Wrap all your gifts in “thin blue line” wrapping paper…oh wait, I heard “presents”… 1 Reply to this comment
A sign that says I’m an invincible Illegal Alien and I’ve never been caught because no one is an Illegal Alien. ICE SUCKS! 2 Reply to this comment
I got a lot of cops showing up after five days of constant calls to 911 asking for assistance in locating my shillelagh. 1 Reply to this comment
Use your super power of being inscrutable in the IMAO comments. Foolishly show off your Harvey Awards on TikTok. Host this year’s drone skeet shooting Olympics at your house.l 2 Reply to this comment
Wear a tank top style undershirt whenever you go out to fetch the morning paper.
Wrap all your gifts in “thin blue line” wrapping paper…oh wait, I heard “presents”…
A sign that says
I’m an invincible Illegal Alien and I’ve never been caught because no one is an Illegal Alien. ICE SUCKS!
Marry into a family of police officers…
Gunfire at 2AM works in my neighborhood…
A yard sign that reads “Free Donuts” ought to do it.
Post more at IMAO.
Working on one’s all-over tan in the front yard should do the trick.
Worked for Sydney Sweeney.
I got a lot of cops showing up after five days of constant calls to 911 asking for assistance in locating my shillelagh.
Use your super power of being inscrutable in the IMAO comments.
Foolishly show off your Harvey Awards on TikTok.
Host this year’s drone skeet shooting Olympics at your house.l