Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
a shower curtain.
a t-shirt (size XXXL) saying “I’m with stupid.”
a muumuumuumuu, which is a muumuu squared
a device around her neck with a button to summon somebody with a bottle of whisky
a semen-encrusted blue dress – oh, wait, that’s Monica
…an ankle bracelet.
…a ‘Trump’ Stamp.
A tramp stamp saying, “That’s No Moon”
A poncho made of human skin.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets deposed again.
..half a box of depends.
…on everyone’s nerves.
Vince Foster Grants
Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
A revamped exoskeleton from a Jeep Wrangler chassis
Huma’s favorite strap-on
Designer colostomy bag w/ notification alert
Cloven hoof FM boots
The usual cottage cheese thighs
Seat covers ripped out of a ’68 VW beetle.
…a necklace made from the teeth of her enemies…
…a push-button medical alert medallion…
…a bikini. Complimentary eye bleach provided at the door.
…a patch on her jacket with the letters O.P.D. (Hat tip to Sgt Peppers)
…out her supporters patience.
a tofu dress.
I’m not exactly sayin’ but it did take Christo to get her dressed.
C’mon expose yourself to art.
Remants of a zeppelin….. Oh the huma inanity
Sack cloth and ashes.
A MAGA hat
A peek-a-boo nighty… the venue ended up having to replace the vomit stained carpet.
Nothing but a smile. (There, top THAT for vomit-inducing visions!)
Ad Validater gave you a run for your money. I’ll call it a tie.
…Tar and feathers
She’s noways tarred.
…a little something from the new Homer J. Simpson fall line…
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
Server wipers.
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
a very nice Vera Wang creation. Didn’t help.
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
a new coat of paint.
StainMaster obviously
(Oops, thats carpet, not paint)
At this point what difference does it make?
Wasn’t expecting that – Hillary showed up to a speaking gig wearing…
a sign saying, “Do not disturb. Already disturbed enough.”
…out her welcome.
Bill’s favorite girlfriend’s favorite bikini.
… same as always, a portly pantsuit from the famed Shamu collection.
… the chain she forged in life. She made it link by link, and yard by yard; she girded it on of her own free will, and of her own free will she wore it.
Chain of Fools
♩
… a YOLO ribbon
She wore it in a tintype that she posed for one day
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for her love of power far, far away
Far away (far away!)
Far away (far away!)
She wore it for her cover in Times far, far away.
♩
Hillary showed up to a speaking gig
Wearing
Lipstick, but still . . . quite big.
Swaggering, staggering, with a cough
Coldly, oldly, to the trough
As real and as red-nosed as Rudolph
Yelling at Security to just ______ off.
Another event she had to rig.
Nobody
Gives a flying . . . pig.
… with any luck, a cloak of invisibility
Sadly you would still be able to hear her.
…nothing except a cowbell. The crowd shouted “More cowbell. For the love of all that is unholy, MORE COWBELL.”