[From Richard (High Praise!)]
When the thermometers in my car, in front of the banks, in front of the pharmacy, on the news, on the weather channel, and on the internet government weather site all report different temperatures, why should I suddenly believe the average temp has increased half of a degree in the last twenty years?

Because Science(!). How dare you question it!
Joke’s on you! Tree ring data is accurate to .00000000000000000001 degrees (+/20 degrees)!
Yeah . . . tree ring data
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