Ha! I’ll get Jonah Goldberg back for copying me with this Grade-A filthy lie:
Jonah Goldberg, the highly overpaid writer for National Review, is described to be a simpleton in real life – similar to Lenny from Of Mice and Men – and a possible danger to others. His most common violent behavior is to use kittens as baseballs, tossing them in the air and striking them with his bat. Whenever his coworkers see him in his baseball uniform carrying his bat, they’ll do their best to stop him, Goldberg protesting, “No! That Jo-nuh’s bat! You mean men stay away!”
Somehow, he always gets his bat back and inevitably finds a kitten. Kittens aren’t his only victims, though. Once when National Review writer Ramesh Ponnuru tried to stop Goldberg, he was struck in the head with Goldberg’s bat. Goldberg was then heard to say, “Heh heh. Ramesh make red stuff!”
When asked about fellow writer Jonah Goldberg, John Derbyshire said, “Goldberg is filth.”
And here is photoshopped proof of my lie showing Jonah just about to strike a kitten he tossed in the air.
“Me Jo-nuh! Me hit fuzzy baseball!”
There, the lie is complete. I’ll e-mail the esteemed Rich Lowry about it and then get Jonah Goldberg’s job for sure!
I saw Jonah and Glenn together, killing puppies and kitties and eating them. Those bastards!
Let me know if you want me to type up a file memo that proves it.
I think you made the right choice, using the beardless Jonah instead of the bearded one.
AGH! And he’s using a metal bat! Hang the bastard!
It is more likely that he would use squirells/tree rats.
(By the way, check out Brainwashing 101 on Brain Terminal. It seems Glenn Reynolds isn’t just a puppy blender – he’s also a leftie college professor who terrorizes right wing students! Turncoat!)
he’s mean to kittens! burn him!
That is twisted. Now excuse me while I yank my cat out from under the porch and give him some lovin’.
Oh no! Who would’ve thought such a good looking guy was capable of such demented behavior!! Poor little kitties!
Everybody knows that kittens are only to be used as softballs, not baseballs.
Is there an over/under on this in Vegas?
FINALLY!! there’s something I’d enjoy losing money on.
I am an expert in photoshop forgeries and I find that this is indeed an authentic Photoshopped picture.
Actually, that’s not an authentic Photoshop forgery, but it accurately reflects the recollections of the original Photoshop. You see, I was a peripheral acquaintance of the original Photoshopper 30 years ago, and that’s the kind of thing he would have said…
(See: Marian Carr Knox, http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/15/60II/main643768.shtml)
Frank,
This is nothing but blatant link whoring, and using famous names to increase your blog’s traffic.
I confess I am tempted to greatly admire it 😉
He really should choke up on the bat.
Oh , I mean EVIL. Jonah is Evil!
BAD Duck. WHOP
To go along with ‘Puppy Blender’ (the smaller the puppy, the smoother the shake!), do we now refer to Jonah as
The Kitty Hitter?
or
The Cat Batter?
(both of which are better than ‘Squirrel Hurler’ would be…)
bad Ducky! no no!
What did I say?
It’s not like he’s gonna actually hit the ball.
He’s gonna miss. In which case we can say that he’s just chasing after …Oh, i see.
Well, he has bad form. He needs to choke up on his stick.
oops. Darn. I’m outta here. It’s been a long week.
I can’t see his stance. You really gotta step into that kitten pitch if you’re going to pull it to right field.
I mean, that MONSTER! Oh! I am so angry.
LMAO @ R.W. Duck! You’re a BAD man!
But Jonah is just Evil… Squirrel hurling I could forgive – okay no I couldn’t, but the poor kitties!
You were right Frank – to expose this atrocity! Bad! Bad Jonah! Grr!
Are you and Jonah just pulling one another’s leg, or is this a real feud? I asked him (via an e:mail) and he said he thought you (i.e., IMAO)were just joshing. What’s the absolute, unvarnished, Dan-Rather-look-you-right-in-the-eye truth?
This episode of “ZOOM” opens with a game called shoe hop. In “ZOOM Sci” the kids attempt to create their own Roob Goldberg inventions. The they showed a video of two girls who had successfully created their own machine that makes an ice-cream sundae. In “ZOOM Chat” the kids dicuss moving and the pros and cons of having to move to a new place. The “ZOOM Guest” is a young girl named Joy who lives in Paris and is both French and American and she takes teh camera around Paris and to her ballet class. In “ZOOM DO” Jessie makes sock animals