Considering the state of affairs in Iraq and our own country, I IMPLORE you, Mr. President, to punch Senator Hagel square in the face. My brother is currently risking his life in Iraq, and his sacrifice demands that you curl your hand into a fist and move it at great speed into Hagel’s big fat mouth. These are serious days, and they call for Hagel to by lying on the ground seriously bleeding. As the leader of this nation and the Republican Party, punching Senator Hagel is both your duty and your privelege.
Thank you.
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I’ve got to agree. I have a few friends serving over there and Hagel could use a good beating…
amen
I think all the people of the U.S. should get a chance to punch Hagel.
Since more than half of the people of the U.S. are either too stoopid or too weak to want to punch Hagel the rest of us should get to punch him twice.
We can always count on Hagel, McCain, Lugar, etc. Idiot.
Great idea! While we’re at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out!
Seriously, how could Nebraskans have been dumb enough to elect this guy?
Can I attach electrodes to his “boys”?
As one of his constituents, I too wonder how we were dumb enough to elect him. I’m thinking he must have been the lesser of two evils, but having not lived here very long, I can’t say for sure!
Hey guys, send him an email an tell him how you feel. Makes ya feel betta!
Yeah, email is great, but face punching is better.
How about emailing a picture of him getting punched in the face?
It would be nice for the President to punch it in the face, but I would rather have that honor for myself. Please, Mr. President, Can I do it?
You’ve had some great posts in the past Frank, but this one absolutely NAILS it. This POS deserves the beating of a lifetime & Oh what I would pay to see the Pres. deliver it.
I’m next in line after the prez.
Bush punching Hagel in the face sounds like a great scene for an upcoming In My World!
How bout just a swift kick to his nads? That way, if you want to punch him in the face, he will be bent over in pain and that much closer to your reach.
He doesn’t have nads?? Oh, wait……
//Great idea! While we’re at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out!//
Scene from !Airplane! begins to unfold in my movie riddled head…a line, people with baseball bats and hockey sticks, begins to form…
TEEEEEJ
Maybe what he really needs is a visit from Chomps. C’mon Frank, let him loose!
I think Hagel just wants some trim from the Peace “Babes”, It worked 35 years ago, why not now?
For my part, the thought of Striesand/Baez/Fonda/Cindy would counteract anything but I.V. Viagra.
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