Officials are investigating an Islamic center in South Carolina defaced when someone spelled out “PIG CHUMP” in bacon slices.
What kind of monster would do that to bacon?
Besides, that message seems a touch incoherent. Isn’t there a more pointed way to deface an Islamic center with sow strips?
I’m thinking “Bacon Mohammed cartoon“.
Your right, that is a horrible use for bacon. Philly scrapple would have been a much better choice.
Definitely a waste of bacon, but as for the cryptic message, isn’t it likely that some crows made off with parts of a few letters? Big Chump? Big Cramp? Chug Pimp?
Stupid idea.
wot IS a “pig chump”, any way? couldn’t they have come up with some more, i dunno, racist, or religionist or sexist or democratist or something? i mean, if you’re gonna do it, go big or go home.
“Spam” would have been a better choice, too.
Here’s an excerpt from a poem titled “Help Lord” that seems to fit……..
…The confidence of truth, by lying loud:
Yet so they think to reign, and work their will,
By subtle speech, which enters every where….
It’s by Sir Francis Bacon……………….I don’t know how much bacon it would take to spell all that out, but I’m in for 20 bucks………
It’s a message to save us. PIG CHUMP can be spelled as CHIMP PUG.
Dogs and monkeys are being combined at Islamic centers!
springeraz, what we need
is a bacon font, like snowdrift, only crisp, smoky, and porkier.
We could print the Koran in baconfont,
as an outreach to the
Muslim
insane raging riotersworld.Sounds like a Tawana Brawley-style, do-it-to-yourself-for-publicity defacing. Maybe someone should tell the Muslim foreigners that no one in America has ever heard of the phrase “Pig Chump”.
Wasting bacon…
I recently found a recipe for bacon brownies.
Now THAT is a treat.
I can also see going to a large public area up wind of teh Islamic center and cooking large amounts of bacon for a public event and allowing the wonderous smell to drift over their Friday prayers.
I heard of a case in France recently where a bunch of Muslim men blocked a street, got down on their knees facing Mecca, and prayed together to show their solidarity (daring the authorities to try and stop them).
A group of French men nearby ate pork and drank booze as a counter-protest (to show how free they were).
In the country that once gave us Notre Dame Cathedral, King Charlemagne and Saint Joan of Arc, did anyone think that maybe a more effective protest might be to pray the Rosary or sing a hymn together?
Nope, guess not. (France is doomed!)
Pig Chump!! Pig f**king Chump!!?? Spelled in what…bacon?! Not ham or steak but bacon!? Do you know what this means?? It’s starting again man, it’s starting again!! The first time this happened was back in 1948…and it was bad, yeah real bad. The government tried to cover it up ’cause they didn’t want the people to panic. But the word got out anyway, and then people who knew the truth started to disappear. Then there was a full moon, and frogs rained down in rural Ohio, everyone knew the fix was in, everyone knew it was Pig Chump but they didn’t dare say so!! That year Truman won the election against all the odds…how the hell do you explain that!? Pig Chump, that’s how, but you didn’t hear that from me, no sir. Big oil and the banks…yeah they were all in on it…the Trilateral Commission, the Illuminati, and the CIA too, they all knew. Now it’s starting again in South Carolina of all places. Pig Chump!! The Mayan calendar was right………..
#11 – zzyzx,
That was Awesome!
(is Pig Chump related to Man/Bear/Pig, or was that something else?)
Man/Bear/Pig, Chupacabra, Big Foot, UFO’s, Pig Chump, the Bermuda Triangle, the Democrats..it’s all part of the same conspiracy 4of7…but you didn’t hear it from me.
My God [dramatically removes glasses] I had no idea the Pig Chump conspiracy ran so deep. My only question is…where can I get some of those bacon brownies?
Joke is on the mosque – it was actually turkey bacon. PSYCH!
How could someone do this to a group of people who belong to the “Religion of Peace” (George Bush), treat their women with dignity and respect and have nothing but love and tolerance for the United States? I’m just like so disappointed in my fellow Americans!
Now let’s get to some Muslim nad punchin’
Since Spam is pork shoulder and ham, and since the chump is the opposite end of the pig from the shoulder, the perpetrators technically can not be accused of Spamming them.
Because no one likes spammers.
I liked the part about the “grease marks” on the sidewalk. That’s left over from the foot traffic in and out of the mosque, not the bacon. As for a terrible waste of bacon, do you have ANY idea how many BBQ joints are here in SC?
Maybe Porky Pig is now a serial killer and is leaving taunting clues. His next victim will be a camel (Pig SEE HUMP) or possibly a lower life form such as a Game Cock.
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You know I was watching a special the other day about the plague of feral hogs in the south somewhere, I can’t remember which state but TX comes to mind. Maybe we should wrangle us up a few hundred and let them loose on the Iranian border and let nature take it’s course. Could be entertaining.
It would certainly give them something, besides annihilating the rest of the world, to think about.
I smell Tawana Bacon.
This is without a doubt the most horrible crime ever committed.
Thee Obama must act to prevent the future PigChumping of the
Holy Prophet Mooohamed.
I believe the culprits got the idea from using BACON FONTS on
thier computers. Please see
http://www.renaesroom.com/Fonts/Available/FunFonts/Kitchen/KitchenFonts.html
and http://www.google.com/images?q=bacon+fonts
Oregon has Bigfoot, West Virgina is home to the Mothman, New Jersey hosts the Jersy Devil, Florida has it’s Skunk ape, San Francisco is the lair of the Pelosi, and now south Carolina is invaded by the Bacon Pig Chump. Call out MunsterQuest. Cheese and bacon go great together.
These perpetrators should be boiled in lard because they wasted bacon on a bunch of undeserving muslems.
muslems hate bacon, they should be punished.
If a woman can’t cook bacon, why keep her?
If the idiot in the white house touches bacon does he go to Hades? does he blister? Is that what causes plugs to lick his master?
If government motors could make a car out of bacon, I bet they would sell more.
I think Son of Bob nailed it….in the entire history of the english speaking world nobody has ever used the phrase “pig chump”…..I think it has possibilities though…as in “Last weekend I was out with some of my friends looking for hippies to pig chump”….
“I consider this crime to be….
(Puts on Sunglasses)
Delicious!”
YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH