Reporters in Love

Mike Wallace interviewed Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Wallace then appeared on Hannity’s radio show and defended Mahmoud against charges of anti-Semitism (he just wants to wipe out Israel, that’s all). In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Wallace had this to say:

“…in a strange way, he’s a rather attractive man…”

Eww.
Now reporters aren’t just revealing our secret programs to benefit the enemy, they’re actually contemplating gay love affairs with people who want Americans dead. I’m no journalist major, but I think there is something wrong with that.
I could just be out of the times, though, so feel free to ignore me…

7 Comments

  1. The movie of this event will be called “Bakaladaka Back Mountain.”
    Ahmadinnerjacket: I am wishing that I could quit you.
    Wallace:I find you strangely attractive, you know.
    Ahmadananana: Of course you do. But I am extremely busy trying to push the Jooooos into the Mediterranean.
    Wallace: I can wait. Maybe I’ll take a nap while you finish that up.
    Ahamahamana: Impossible. the maid must change the sheets. You know, that old man smell…

  2. I wonder what Wallace thinks Anti-Semitism actually means. Perhaps he believes its something akin to anti-perspirant or other personal hygiene items that Ahmadinejad knows nothing about. How can any sane person anywhere say that a person who publicly calls for the utter destruction of Israel and denies the holocaust ever happened is anything BUT anti-semitic?

  3. After reading that…
    I. Feel. So. Dirty!
    Do you think that during the interview Ahmadalamadingdong said something and Mike chuckled and then leaned forward to gently place his hand on Ahmadasahatter’s knee?

  4. Bah! Mike Wallace is a walking bag of twice-excreted goat manure.
    If anyone ever doubted the total purchase of mainstream media to overlook fact and present p.r. pieces in place of reporting… that dolt’s prattling about Schlamadamadingdongawhazzitajammi on Hannity was proof. Reminded me of how Life magazine used to do big pre-WWII pieces on Adolf Hitler & freakin’ Goebels and how wonderfully huminitarian they were, how admirable they were… crap – Life even ran pictorials of Hitler’s paintings to show his artsy, sensitive, joo killin’ side and extolled Chamberlain’s fawning to facism’s whim.
    Mike Wallace, a ‘journalist/reporter’? Horseshi*.
    Tokyo Rose by any other name, smells as “sweet”.

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