I gave help to the Hillary campaign, so I might as well not show favorites and help the Obama campaign with some slogan ideas as well:
Obama ’08: White people say I’m articulate.
Obama ’08: If you can get my named confused with Osama, maybe the terrorists will too and listen to me!
Obama ’08: You don’t know much about me, but I don’t know much about you so it’s all good.
Obama ’08: Same old liberalism but with a big goofy smile.
Obama ’08: My middle name is integrity! (that’s what Hussein means in Arabic)
Obama ’08: I’m non-threatening!
Obama ’08: Charges that I went to a madrassa in Indonesia are lies of the infidel!
Obama ’08: Not a power mongering shrew.
Obama ’08: Look! I’m black!
Obama ’08: Don’t Make Me Abort You.
Obama ’08: No Slavery In My Past But that Doesn’t Lessen My Hatred for Whitey.
I’m on a listing tour and I’ve got the ears for it.
OBAMA 08: Opie and Aunt Bea would vote for me.
Obama ’08: Bringin’ da noise and da funk.
Obama ’08: Because I’m not Alan Keyes.
Obama ’08: Like Hillary, but with a larger penis.
Obama ’08: Obama Yo Mamma White Boy!
Obama ’08: Elect Me Before Madonna Adopts Me!
Obama ’08: White Girls Dig Me!
Obama ’08: It’s Me or Satan!
Obama ’08: Paint a picture of your perfect President. That’s me, I promise!
Obama ’08: The Other White Meat!
Obama ’08: Cuz Y’all Need Some Light-brown Sugar…REALLY Really Light-brown Sugar
Obama ’08: I’m Half a Black Man Trapped in Half of a White Man’s Body
Obama 08: Where All da White Women At?
Obama ’08: Light-skinned enough that even you racist crackers will vote for me
Obama ’08: Light-skinned enough that even you racist crackers will vote for me
Obama ’08: Fifty percent less evil than Hillary
Obama ’08: Almost as manly as Hillary
Obama ’08: Unless you want to see the other similarities I have with Osama
Obama 08: Racecard- Never Leave Home Without It
Obama ’08: I’m from flyover country, too!
Obama ’08: Just think of me as a slightly less creepy version of Michael Jackson
Obama ’08: For Presidizzle!
Obama ’08: When was the last time a black man lied?
Obama ’08: I’m black, therefore, I’m cooler than you.
Obama ’08: I promise not to eat your head.
Obama ’08: Vote for me, or else you’re a racist.
Obama 08: What’s In YOUR Wallet?
Obama ’08: Don’ Make Me Bitchslap Yo Ass, Bitch
Obama ’08: So Skinny, I Have to Try Twice to Cast a Shadow
Obama ’08: It’s True That I’m Hung Like a Horse; Y’all Familiar with ‘My Little Pony’?
Obama “08: Is there anybody out there I can bum a cigarette off of?
Obama ’08: I’m not (C)Hillary!
Obama ’08: Not a 60’s era drug abuser trying to destroy the country; an 80’s era drug user trying to destroy the country.
Obama ’08: Once you vote black, you never go back
Obama ’08: Because Elijah Mohommed’s UFO has a whitey-seeking death ray.
Obama ’08: Think of it as seasons 3-6 of The Chapelle Show, minus the intentional humor.
Obama ’08: Hoping Kos will show me in blackface so I can finally join the NAACP
Obama ’08: Since the Congressional Black Caucus won’t let me join, I guess I’ll run for President
Obama ’08: More shady land deals than either Clinton ever dreamed of
Obama ’08: I do cocaine!!!!
(for you Metallocalypse fans)
Lot of bigots post here I see. That is something to be proud of.
Obama ’08: Got melanin?
Obama ’08: Not muslim, despite my name and education
Obama ’08: Competent, experienced, black – pick one
Thomass
Lots of sissy-ass trolls try to leave witty comments here, too. Sometimes, they succeed. Maybe someday you will.
Obama ’08: It’s not about race, It’s about character (and race).
Obama ’08: Don’t you like Fried Chicken and water melons.
Obama ’08: It’s about time Airforce One had some bling.
thomasq,
Maybe we can get Harvey to PhotoShop someone in blackface, or Frank can post about how Clarence Thomas or Condoleeza Rice are “oreos” so you can feel more at home here.
PUNCH
Obama ’08: Ssssssmokin’
//Lot of bigots post here…//
It’s true. We are biased against the people from the following nations:
Ascension Island, Andorra, United Arab Emirates, Afghanistan, Antigua and Barbuda, Anguilla, Albania, Armenia, Netherlands, Antilles, Angola, Antarctica, Argentina, American Samoa, Australia, Aruba, Azerbaijan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Barbados, Bangladesh, Belgium, Burkina Faso, Bulgaria, Bahrain, Burundi, Benin, Bermuda, Brunei Darussalam, Bolivia, Brazil, Bahamas, Bhutan, Bouvet Island, Botswana, Belarus, Belize, Canada, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Congo, Democratic People’s Republic Central African Republic, Congo, Republic of, Switzerland, Cote d’Ivoire, Cook Islands, Chile, Cameroon, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Cap Verde, Christmas Island, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Djibouti, Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Algeria, Ecuador, Estonia, Egypt, Western Sahara, Eritrea, Spain, Ethiopia, Finland, Fiji, Falkland Islands (Malvina), Micronesia, Federal State of, Faroe Islands, France, Gabon, Grenada, Georgia, French Guinea, Guernsey, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greenland, Gambia, Guinea, Guadeloupe, Equatorial Guinea, Greece, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Guatemala, Guam, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Hong Kong, Heard and McDonald Islands, Honduras, Croatia/Hrvatska, Haiti, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Isle of Man, India, British Indian Ocean Territory, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Iceland, Italy, Jersey, Jamaica, Jordan, Japan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Cambodia, Kiribati, Comoros, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Korea, Democratic People’s Republic, Korea, Republic of, Kuwait, Cayman Islands, Kazakhstan, Lao, People’s Democratic Republic, Lebanon, Saint Lucia, Liechtenstein, Sri Lanka, Liberia, Lesotho, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, Morocco, Monaco, Moldova, Republic of, Madagascar, Marshall Islands, Macedonia, Former Yugoslav Republic, Mali, Myanmar, Mongolia, Macau, Northern Mariana Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Montserrat, Malta, Mauritius, Maldives, Malawi, Mexico, Malaysia, Mozambique, Namibia, New Caledonia, Niger, Norfolk Island, Nigeria, Nicaragua, Netherlands, Norway, Nepal, Nauru, Niue, New Zealand, Oman, Panama, Peru, French Polynesia, Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Pakistan, Poland, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Pitcairn Island, Puerto Rico, Portugal, Palau, Paraguay, Qatar, Reunion Island, Romania, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Solomon Islands, Seychelles, Sudan, Sweden, Singapore, St. Helena, Slovenia, Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands, Slovak Republic, Sierra Leone, San Marino, Senegal, Somalia, Suriname, Sao Tome and Principe, El Salvador, Syrian Arab Republic, Swaziland, Turks and Ciacos Islands, Chad, French Southern Territories, Togo, Thailand, Tajikistan, Tokelau, Turkmenistan, Tunisia, Tonga, East Timor, Turkey, Trinidad and Tobago, Tuvalu, Taiwan, Tanzania, Ukraine, Uganda, United Kingdom, US Minor Outlying Islands, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Holy See (City Vatican State), Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Venezuela, Virgin Islands (British), Virgin Islands (USA), Vietnam, Vanuatu, Wallis and Futuna Islands, Western Samoa, Yemen, Mayotte, Yugoslavia, South Africa, Zambia, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and finally, Austria.
Everyone else is OK.
Obama ’08: The audacity of naÔvety
Obama ’08: He doesn’t know what he stands for, either.
Obama 08′: Because I haven’t been around long enough to screw up your life.
Aren’t you tired of all those f*ck-ups from Yale yet!
Obama ’08: You Won’t See Him In Rehab For Saying “Faggot”!
Since someone brought up the bigot theme. Big Surprise!
Obama ’08: Need I remind you that you are bigoted trailer trash.
Obama ’08: Or your liberal friends won’t ever shut up about the bigot thing.
Obama ’08: And don’t tell me you’d vote for Condi if she were in the race.
Obama ’08: I Make the Empty Suit Look Good!
Obame ’08: The Power of White Guilt Compels You!
Obama ’08: Not Hillary.
Obama ’08: Because You Owe My People… Whoever They Are
Obama ’08: Because I have been hand selected and handled by political insiders since my days with the Harvard law review. I’ve been so shamelessly fast-tracked through the system by political operatives without paying my dues that even the black caucus is irritated. Add to that, the media and academics love me. I’m black but don’t carry the cultural baggage that still alienates liberal whites even though they’re loath to admit it.
You tell me it’s not true!
Obama ’08: See! Affermitive Action at work!
Obama ’08: Not dark enough to scare the carakers!
Obama ’08: Because I haven’t been around long enough for you to know me yet.
Obama ’08: So you can feeeeeel good.
Obama ’08: Everything the Democrats lie about.
Obama ’08: Socialism lite.
Obama ’08: Hey, you elected Jimmy Carter!
Obama ’08: Because I’m not a bull dyke ambulance chaser who married a pervert to advance my career and bring forth the armigeddon.
Obama ’08: Hillary wants me hung, but I already am!
Obama ’08: The only Democrat who isn’t an ugly hermaphrodite.
Obama ’08: Because Hollywood says so, and they know everything about politics!
Obama ’08: Approved by the ACLU, DailyKos, CAIR, the DU and MoveOn.org…just the people you need to listen to!
Obama ’08: Spooking the competition.
Obama ’08: Because Hillary can’t ululate!
Obama ’08: Join the Dark Side!
Obama ’08: We All Want This Obama-Nation
Obama ’08: He’s Beige, He’s The Rage, And He Didn’t Hump No Page!
Obama ’08: Because Bryant Gumbel’s Already Signed To The NFL Network
Obama ’08: It’s Time To Take A Stand (On Easter Island)
Obama 08: Because I haven’t done anything.
Looks like the jig’s up, Hillary!
Obama ’08: Assuage that White Liberal guilt.
Obama ’08: Because a Caramel Nation goes well with a Chocolate City.
Obama ’08: Hotter bitches than Clinton could score.