The Democrat Presidential Primary Debate was pretty boring, so boring I don’t think any of the left-wing blogs even bothered to write about it with all the things they still have to say about Alberto Gonzales. Maybe the debate could be more interesting with some better questions, so here’s what I cam up with:
FRANK QUESTIONS FOR A DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE
“With President Bush out of office in 2009, do you expect the Democrats to lose focus by not having an enemy to rally against?”
“Would someone like to cede time so we can all point and laugh at Kucinich?”
“John Edwards, how badly did your mother want a girl?”
“When the terrorists attack again, under what object of furniture do you plan to hide?”
“Will one of you have the courage to stand up to the Netroots and tell them it’s unhealthy to eat their own feces?”
“Senator Hillary Clinton, on the campaign trail, people are afraid to allow you to kiss their babies out of fear you may eat them. Is this a valid fear?”
“What do you think is more important: To lose the war quickly or decisively?”
“Do you think Americans are deluded enough to think the country would be safe in the hands of you dinguses? If not, what steps do you plan to take in this campaign to make the American people forget about important issues?”
“Do any of you have penises?”
Al Gore says the earth has a fever. Do any of you have a cow bell?
If not, what steps do you plan to take in this campaign to make the American people forget about important issues?”
PERFECT!!
How do you plan to blame 2008 Hurricanes?
How are you going to take guns away if you have none to intimidate us with?
Why does Hilary have a bigger bulge in her trousers than all of you combined?
Are we going to finaly have Gay Islamofacists under your rule?
How do you expect to be president from under Fred Thompson’s Nike?
Are we going to sell California back to mexico? (Wait… I may be on to something here…)
//Are we going to sell California back to mexico? (Wait… I may be on to something here…)//
LOL very good point RM.
//”Do any of you have penises?”
Why does Hilary have a bigger bulge in her trousers than all of you combined?//
I was gonna say Hillary is the ONLY one that has a penis, but it’s very small and makes her feel inadequate which is why she’s so pissed off all the time.
“Do any of you have penises?”
*Hillary raises her hand, then slowly lowers it when no one else does.
“Do any of you have penises?”
*Hillary raises her hand, then slowly lowers it when no one else does.
Whereupon the moderator says “not the kind that straps on.”
“Do any of you have penises?”
They all raise their hand.
Whereupon the moderator says “not the kind that straps on.”
Everyone except Hillary then lowers their hand.
Great questions! There’s only one man in the race who could stand up to such a barage, and he doesn’t even know he’s running: Jay Leno. The grassroots are going nuts at the Jay Leno for President campaign.
Sharia law does not allow non-Muslims to hold public office. Do any of you have another career to fall back on when you are removed from power?
Why do you intend to replace all of the Departments of government with a Ministry of Truth?
How long has it been since you attending a CPUSA meeting?
Which of you have never French-kissed Hugo Chavez? Nancy Pelosi? Yasser Arafat? Ahmininazijad? Howard Dean?
“What their perception is that America is a bully and we only care about our short-term interests,” (the Fonz),Edwards said. “The starting place is to end the bleeding sore that is the war in Iraq.”
“Aaaayeee! Ipso facto, Mrs. C”
After we abandon Iraq to Akhnad Imanutjob and provide him with uranium and a map of NYC, which city should be destroyed by a mushroom cloud next?
Which ones of the first 10 Amendments are the worst?
If smokers become as aggressive as homosexuals, would it be ok for 4th graders to roll their own?
If any of you actually claim to have penises, what happened to your gonads?
Please spell and give the definition of the word integrity. (crickets chirpping)
What part of “Kill the Infidel” do you not understand?
Mrs. Clinton, how will you govern from behind the veil?
Mr/s. Edwards will you take on the veil if elected?
We are passing around mirrors and we want to validate that each of you produce a reflection in the mirror…Hillary refuses for obvious reasons and is tossed from the debate claiming sexism…
How many of you have had sex with a man?
They all raise their hands except Hillary…
Penises hell.
Not a single one has any testicles!
Scientists have discovered that the mean temperature of Mars has risen by 0.5 degrees Celsius since 1970, or about the same as the Earth in that time frame. Please elaborate as to George W Bush’s fault for this.
(Is it appropriate to call the KozKids “Kozzacks”?)
Is it true that doctors have verified that all of you are found incompatable for testicular implants?
LOL!!!
How many of your imminent failures do you plan on blaming on George Bush?
Once Bush is out of office, do you really think the suicidal Islamofacists will suddenly like America?
What part of “Death to America!” don’t you understand?
Do you plan on destroying our economy slowly, or in one fell swoop?
Considering you all flew here on private jets that each use more petroleum products in one flight than the average American family uses in one year, how the f#@% are we supposed to believe you’re “green”?
Do any of you honestly believe ANY of Gore’s tall tale?
Once you’re in power, who will you direct all your hate towards? Fanatical Islamists who blow up children, or Christians that donate money to homeless shelters and volunteer at soup kitchens?
Will you try to silence talk radio, or do you actually believe the things you’ve said about free speech?
Do you plan on raising our taxes and cutting funding to the military, or cutting funding to the military and raising our taxes?
Do you know the purpose of a military?
How will you cower in the corner when the Oval Office has no corners?
Will you make homosexuality or envirofacism the state religion?
Will you personally remove all flags from public places so as not to offend visiting terrorists, or will you have someone else do it?
//”Do any of you have penises?”
It’s only relevant if they had any balls…